what did your last text message say?

From about six different parents of kids on my soccer team that I coach, they came in between 10 and 30 minutes before the game. The words varied but the meaning was all the same.

"Coach, we're lost! I can't find the field and my GPS is screwed up! How do I get there?"

on my way ;p

NOW?

Just got a text and it says:

Brittany just thought I would let you know that Jace is coming over tonight for some "fun". Wanna join us? :devil:


BTW,...I am not Brittany. This text was sent to the wrong person. I sent a text telling them that. They just answered:


OMG!!! Sorry. Brittany is going to love this when I tell her.

stop falling asleep during movies, you act like you're 100

I don't know. I really don't.

Rose, call me. I want to let U know if U want to come by to see me tonight. Bo is bringing Dinner.



I called and went - but didn't eat what Bo brought. wasn't part of my diet. I brought a salad and steak, and it was a good hangout with friends on a friday night.

I think so

"K"

"Home by 11." to 17 yo daughter #4 out on date with car for first time. She had no school today or it would have been 9.

Can you get bread?

Text from friend: "Thank you"

"The dork in front of me smells like sweat socks"

From my high school freshman about 20 mins ago.

"90 min deep (In reference to a deep tissue massage)