7 day cleanse diet,who's with me?

I guess before making any post i should share my whole history and weight loss/gain past,because it seems like people assume that i am some girl with few pounds to lose but i want the lose fast because i need to get in to that little red dress that i bought by next Tuesday.

If you crash diet you will lose water weight and some muscle. Your skin will look saggy and grey and gross. Your hair won't be shiny, since you'll be missing out on essential fats and proteins. In fact, you might even lose big clumps of hair, depending on your body and how long you go on a crash diet. Maybe you can drop 4 lbs of water weight and muscle in 10 days. The second you go back to eating real food, you will gain back everything you lost, and more.

Personal note on fitting in to clothing. In 2 weeks (so, 14 days), I went from wearing a dress that wouldn't zip up the whole way, wouldn't even come close to closing, to fitting perfectly for an event. I ate at a slight calorie deficit: netting ~1500 calories a day and exercised, eating back all of my exercise calories. Seriously, the zipper was a good 2-3 inches from zipping, a gap of 1.5 inches at the top of the zipper.

In.

I have cake. Someone come sit on the couch with me.... ??

I heard there was some butthurt here, and I'm not disappointed.

Anyway, my answer is "No, I'm not with you."

Unless it's an apple cleanse. I like that one.

what about the sugar free gummy bear cleanse?

Geezus H. Christ! This is the cabbage soup diet, not a freakin' detox. Is that what they're calling it now?

P90x was the Atkins and now is Paleo. .. . .gotta mix up the names to keep 'em coming back for more...

I guess before making any post i should share my whole history and weight loss/gain past,because it seems like people assume that i am some girl with few pounds to lose but i want the lose fast because i need to get in to that little red dress that i bought by next Tuesday.

Why didn't you buy a dress that fits? I mean, if I had some event to go to, I'd try on dresses and choose the one I liked most that fits well and I look good in. I wouldn't try to squeeze myself into something smaller with "plans" to fit into it by the time the event rolls around. Usually those "plans" backfire on you. Either you still don't fit into that dress, you look/feel like crap from crash dieting or both.

In.

I have cake. Someone come sit on the couch with me.... ??

I've got the ice cream! I'll join you on the couch!

I guess before making any post i should share my whole history and weight loss/gain past,because it seems like people assume that i am some girl with few pounds to lose but i want the lose fast because i need to get in to that little red dress that i bought by next Tuesday.

In.

I have cake. Someone come sit on the couch with me.... ??

Pass the cake...please...

it sounds like if that diet had a different name that is not ''detox or cleanse'' people would be ''oh okay or sure''

i know all that detox bull**** or any diet bull**** won't make your life change forever.
I lost 50lbs without any diet,but this I wanted to try because I want to make myself be a little more strict,it doesn't mean that i'm following that ''diet'' 100% like it's written. It's just a little plan so I can be back on my 'old-healthier-eating-path'


But thanks anyways

Sorry, but there is nothing healthy about this. Just eat healthy....starting now.

This thread has "little girl with the red dress on" ripping thru my noggin. . . . .ugh. . . ..stop the insanity!

Hi cotony !

it sounds like if that diet had a different name that is not ''detox or cleanse'' people would be ''oh okay or sure''

i know all that detox bull**** or any diet bull**** won't make your life change forever.
I lost 50lbs without any diet,but this I wanted to try because I want to make myself be a little more strict,it doesn't mean that i'm following that ''diet'' 100% like it's written. It's just a little plan so I can be back on my 'old-healthier-eating-path'


But thanks anyways

Fair enough. I knew you would receive many negative replies. However, the various week-long "cleanse" plans may shake someone out of their rut, their old habits, and make them try plans that are life-long. You said you lost 50 ls without a "diet" so you know your schizz.

If you are healthy, then WTH, have fun and do it.

(Said with tongue firmly in cheek:)
All you other stick-in-the-muds with your little personal plans and sloooow weight loss, and even slooower muscle gain are a real drag on the fix-me-quick elixirs, diet books, and Dr. Oz. How could you be mean to such a nice man? You, yes you, are personally responsible for the destruction of a multi-billion dollar business. I hope you are happy with yourselves.

What in the actual f?

I guess before making any post i should share my whole history and weight loss/gain past,because it seems like people assume that i am some girl with few pounds to lose but i want the lose fast because i need to get in to that little red dress that i bought by next Tuesday.

First - this may be harsh but you probably should have bought a dress that actually fit you in you had to wear it so soon.

And second - just because you lose the scale number doesn't mean you'll lose the inches, especially if you are trying to crash diet.

Hi cotony !

it sounds like if that diet had a different name that is not ''detox or cleanse'' people would be ''oh okay or sure''

i know all that detox bull**** or any diet bull**** won't make your life change forever.
I lost 50lbs without any diet,but this I wanted to try because I want to make myself be a little more strict,it doesn't mean that i'm following that ''diet'' 100% like it's written. It's just a little plan so I can be back on my 'old-healthier-eating-path'


But thanks anyways

Fair enough. I knew you would receive many negative replies. However, the various week-long "cleanse" plans may shake someone out of their rut, their old habits, and make them try plans that are life-long. You said you lost 50 ls without a "diet" so you know your schizz.

If you are healthy, then WTH, have fun and do it.

(Said with tongue firmly in cheek:)
All you other stick-in-the-muds with your little personal plans and sloooow weight loss, and even slooower muscle gain are a real drag on the fix-me-quick elixirs, diet books, and Dr. Oz. How could you be mean to such a nice man? You, yes you, are personally responsible for the destruction of a multi-billion dollar business. I hope you are happy with yourselves.

umm.....WUT?

Hi cotony !

it sounds like if that diet had a different name that is not ''detox or cleanse'' people would be ''oh okay or sure''

i know all that detox bull**** or any diet bull**** won't make your life change forever.
I lost 50lbs without any diet,but this I wanted to try because I want to make myself be a little more strict,it doesn't mean that i'm following that ''diet'' 100% like it's written. It's just a little plan so I can be back on my 'old-healthier-eating-path'


But thanks anyways

Fair enough. I knew you would receive many negative replies. However, the various week-long "cleanse" plans may shake someone out of their rut, their old habits, and make them try plans that are life-long. You said you lost 50 ls without a "diet" so you know your schizz.

If you are healthy, then WTH, have fun and do it.

(Said with tongue firmly in cheek:)
All you other stick-in-the-muds with your little personal plans and sloooow weight loss, and even slooower muscle gain are a real drag on the fix-me-quick elixirs, diet books, and Dr. Oz. How could you be mean to such a nice man? You, yes you, are personally responsible for the destruction of a multi-billion dollar business. I hope you are happy with yourselves.

umm.....WUT?

I guess someone missed the whole deal about him being investigated and getting ripped into during a Congressional hearing?

Hi cotony !

it sounds like if that diet had a different name that is not ''detox or cleanse'' people would be ''oh okay or sure''

i know all that detox bull**** or any diet bull**** won't make your life change forever.
I lost 50lbs without any diet,but this I wanted to try because I want to make myself be a little more strict,it doesn't mean that i'm following that ''diet'' 100% like it's written. It's just a little plan so I can be back on my 'old-healthier-eating-path'


But thanks anyways

Fair enough. I knew you would receive many negative replies. However, the various week-long "cleanse" plans may shake someone out of their rut, their old habits, and make them try plans that are life-long. You said you lost 50 ls without a "diet" so you know your schizz.

If you are healthy, then WTH, have fun and do it.

(Said with tongue firmly in cheek:)
All you other stick-in-the-muds with your little personal plans and sloooow weight loss, and even slooower muscle gain are a real drag on the fix-me-quick elixirs, diet books, and Dr. Oz. How could you be mean to such a nice man? You, yes you, are personally responsible for the destruction of a multi-billion dollar business. I hope you are happy with yourselves.

lolz