If the person above you stalked you everyday
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Perform a strip tease to polka music.0
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Mmm bacon add some bacon wrapped jalapeños and it would be heaven!!0
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Eat bacon jalapeños and watch bees knees do strip tease. :-p0
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we'd hang out and catch the bees knees show0
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Dude if I wasn't pregnant I would say something bout a strip tease but....ain't no baby need to hear that lol
So I would join Leon with the jalapeños and watch bees also0 -
Would definitely do a strip tease and throw in some of my contortionist moves.0
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Ask her if she can add a lap dance after strip tease.0
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Who's stalking who at the point?
Volunteer them as my human pole.0 -
I'd "bee" the pole.0
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i would be rather happy as he seems like he is being followed by two very hot ladies too, and they want to do a strip tease and have bacon wrapped jalapeños0
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Flattered but very concerned. O_O0
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Invite her for tea and cookies.0
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start playing hide and seek, just to see how good a stalker she is ;p0
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Tell him that I am a hide and seek champion0
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Tell her that I am not interested in becoming a Jehovah's Witness.0
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get myself a body double to lose the stalking0
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Oh no does he work for Quest? That is what I would think it is, darn cable company calls me 2 a day!0
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She might as well treat me to a Salon date! :happy:0
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I'd just give her a key0
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start squating0
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That would be fine... he could move in..0
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Go out and dance the night away.0
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Workout for me and pass me the results since he's a junkie anyway! :bigsmile:0
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Tell her she doesn't need to stalk and invite her in0
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its hard to stalk anyone when your cuffed to a bed post0
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I would be fit to be tied0
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I would develop a sudden craving for sprinkles.... lol0
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I would be like, "Dayyyyyum! I'm so lucky to have this one stalking me, fo' reals!"0
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Hopefully hes driving my car for me, cooking my meals, and motivating me in my workouts!0
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think about starting a boy band lol0
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