FML

Tbaby1514
Tbaby1514 Posts: 216 Member
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Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.

For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Sucky! Deodorant in the eye sucks!
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    first world problems
  • _BearNecessities_
    _BearNecessities_ Posts: 432 Member
    Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.

    For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.

    Seriously? If that's the worst of your problems, you really need to quit your whining.
  • da_bears1008
    da_bears1008 Posts: 354
    A couple of weekends ago, I woke up on a Saturday morning, walked over to my Keurig and realized the last K-Cup was used on Friday... that was my FWP-FML
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I wouldn't say it's an FML kind of thing, but my game is off today. I was at the gym, and I kept losing track of how many reps I had done. On my third time around on my chest and back circuit, i racked all my weights before I was done, and didn't even realize it until I had moved on to shoulders and arms. So, I had to go back and reload the bars for one set.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    Woke up this morning with 'eye boogers'. Still do not know how that stuff happens over night (shrug)
  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
    Meanwhile in Syria....
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.

    For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.

    First world problems lol... Really though, that's not that bad. What about the guy and his family who are under quarantine because he tested positive for Ebola. Now 80+ other's he may have come into contact with since coming home are going to have a rough few weeks waiting to become symptomatic or not.
  • knitapeace
    knitapeace Posts: 1,013 Member
    Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.

    For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.

    First world problems lol... Really though, that's not that bad. What about the guy and his family who are under quarantine because he tested positive for Ebola. Now 80+ other's he may have come into contact with since coming home are going to have a rough few weeks waiting to become symptomatic or not.

    Rendering the rest of y'all ineligible to complain about anything ever!!! :points maniacally around the room with crazy eyes:
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.

    For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.

    First world problems lol... Really though, that's not that bad. What about the guy and his family who are under quarantine because he tested positive for Ebola. Now 80+ other's he may have come into contact with since coming home are going to have a rough few weeks waiting to become symptomatic or not.

    Rendering the rest of y'all ineligible to complain about anything ever!!! :points maniacally around the room with crazy eyes:

    :flowerforyou:
  • dMonster01
    dMonster01 Posts: 214 Member
    Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.

    For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.

    First world problems lol... Really though, that's not that bad. What about the guy and his family who are under quarantine because he tested positive for Ebola. Now 80+ other's he may have come into contact with since coming home are going to have a rough few weeks waiting to become symptomatic or not.

    I'm sure Ebola guy would be pissed if he brushed his teeth with shampoo!!!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    I MISTAKINGLY WORE NAVY SOCKS WITH BLACK PANTS AND SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111


    why me, God?!?
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.

    For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.
    Pfft...you think you have it tough? That's nothing.

    I said I was going to get up and hit some yard sales before work and I ended up sleeping until 11:30...which would have ended up later had the cat not wanted to go out.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.

    For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.

    First world problems lol... Really though, that's not that bad. What about the guy and his family who are under quarantine because he tested positive for Ebola. Now 80+ other's he may have come into contact with since coming home are going to have a rough few weeks waiting to become symptomatic or not.

    I'm sure Ebola guy would be pissed if he brushed his teeth with shampoo!!!

    I see what you did there... lol
    I'd be pissed too.
  • knitapeace
    knitapeace Posts: 1,013 Member
    Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.

    For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.

    First world problems lol... Really though, that's not that bad. What about the guy and his family who are under quarantine because he tested positive for Ebola. Now 80+ other's he may have come into contact with since coming home are going to have a rough few weeks waiting to become symptomatic or not.

    Rendering the rest of y'all ineligible to complain about anything ever!!! :points maniacally around the room with crazy eyes:

    :flowerforyou:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    BTW, half my Baby Bel cheese just got stuck in the wax shell and I had to dig it out with my fingernails. And you thought you had it tough.
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    Honestly I've had a pretty crappy week all the way around. But it's Friday so I decided to "B*tch, please" and hair flip all my "problems" and enjoy today.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.

    For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.

    First world problems lol... Really though, that's not that bad. What about the guy and his family who are under quarantine because he tested positive for Ebola. Now 80+ other's he may have come into contact with since coming home are going to have a rough few weeks waiting to become symptomatic or not.

    Rendering the rest of y'all ineligible to complain about anything ever!!! :points maniacally around the room with crazy eyes:

    :flowerforyou:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    BTW, half my Baby Bel cheese just got stuck in the wax shell and I had to dig it out with my fingernails. And you thought you had it tough.

    When I put my pants on this morning and tried to zip them up, I noticed the tab that you use to zip up was stuck in the little pocket at the bottom of the zipper and I had a hell of a time trying to fix it so I could go to work without being questioned about my hot dog license. The struggle was real...
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.

    For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.

    wow... really? So, that totally ruined your whole life?? Really?? I mean, to me, FML is usually pretty severely life altering. Not just bad tasting for a few moments.... but, that's none of my business.....
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Hidden zipper syndrome is the worst!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I am have an AMAZING week, thank you.

    Sorry it sucks to be you, but it will be better!
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I am have an AMAZING week, thank you.

    Sorry it sucks to be you, but it will be better!
    Whatcha got there in your pocket?
  • kimnsc
    kimnsc Posts: 560 Member
    I broke a heel off my favorite shoes...

    Edited: Too much oversharing
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    I have the worst cold ever!!! Seriously, I'm usually sick for maybe a day or two but this thing just won't go away - it's been a week now and I'm still dealing with way too much nasal/sinus/eustacian tube congestion and coughing. Really hoping after some laziness and Vit C overdosing this weekend, I'll start feeling better! My walk today was the first exercise I've had in a week.

    BTW, this is like bizarro world! I'm usually all over the FWP reaction while everyone else is joining in the fun but it's totally the opposite on this one!
  • Angimom
    Angimom Posts: 1,463 Member
    Haters gonna hate.


    This morning I was putting a 5 gallon water on the water cooler and dropped it! UGH, I did get it to a sink before all of it went all over my floors. So, 6 towels, dry clothes and 20 min later I finally got a drink of water! LOL.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I am have an AMAZING week, thank you.

    Sorry it sucks to be you, but it will be better!
    Whatcha got there in your pocket?

    My AMAZING....chewing gum
  • newdaydawning79
    newdaydawning79 Posts: 1,503 Member
    Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.

    For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.

    First world problems lol... Really though, that's not that bad. What about the guy and his family who are under quarantine because he tested positive for Ebola. Now 80+ other's he may have come into contact with since coming home are going to have a rough few weeks waiting to become symptomatic or not.

    They only need to worry if he sneezed/coughed/rubbed poo on them. It's only transferred by bodily fluids/feces. It's not airborne at this current time.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    This is the 76th day I've had to go through without my husband. I will never see him in this life again. I'll gladly swap with you.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.

    For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.

    First world problems lol... Really though, that's not that bad. What about the guy and his family who are under quarantine because he tested positive for Ebola. Now 80+ other's he may have come into contact with since coming home are going to have a rough few weeks waiting to become symptomatic or not.

    They only need to worry if he sneezed/coughed/rubbed poo on them. It's only transferred by bodily fluids/feces. It's not airborne at this current time.

    While very true, it still doesn't negate the point. Those people are having a worse time than someone that accidentally got shampoo on their toothbrush. (No offense to the OP, of course)
  • newdaydawning79
    newdaydawning79 Posts: 1,503 Member
    This is the 76th day I've had to go through without my husband. I will never see him in this life again. I'll gladly swap with you.

    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

    There aren't enough flowers in the world but that's all I have. My heart goes out to you.
  • logicman69
    logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
    My drummer whining like a baby about our song choices and how we should play better music.... then recommending "SuperBass": by Nikki Minaj..

    :noway:

    (ps.. we are a rock band)

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