Random things your too heavy to do

kittyd7015
kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
edited November 8 in Chit-Chat
1) be a cheerleader
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  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    So tbh.. Last year I was too heavy to have some wild monkey circus sex but now.... It's on!
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    Jockey

    I'll never win the triple crown.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    float away on a snowflake
  • TheSnarkasticSkyscraper
    TheSnarkasticSkyscraper Posts: 176 Member
    I'm too heavy to weigh 110 lbs.
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    I'm too heavy to weigh 110 lbs.
    Good one knee highs!
  • tallvesl99
    tallvesl99 Posts: 231 Member
    fit in a high chair
  • emartin17
    emartin17 Posts: 123 Member
    I realized that I was gaining weight during the wedding process that my honeymoon sealed the deal. We were at Six Flags- and some of the seats were not so easy to get in and out of. At least I knew my hips wouldn't let me go anywhere without being yanked out :/
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Fight for the Flyweight World Championship Belt
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    I remember one year getting stuck at the top of a roller coaster because two people in front of me were too heavy to put the seat belt on.

    Superman-Ride-of-Steel-Six-Flags-America.jpg
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Use apostrophes. :laugh:
  • IILikeToMoveItMoveIt
    IILikeToMoveItMoveIt Posts: 1,172 Member
    Too heavy to be considered thin... :P
  • dj1skywalker
    dj1skywalker Posts: 86
    Use apostrophes. :laugh:

    ^^ Yep!
  • davemacdonald1
    davemacdonald1 Posts: 199 Member
    My pants
  • FabMeliO
    FabMeliO Posts: 13 Member
    To be a circus acrobat :grumble:
  • VelveteenArabian
    VelveteenArabian Posts: 758 Member
    1) be a cheerleader

    Majorettes are cooler. Watch Bring It (the tv show not the movie).
  • VelveteenArabian
    VelveteenArabian Posts: 758 Member
    I remember one year getting stuck at the top of a roller coaster because two people in front of me were too heavy to put the seat belt on.

    Superman-Ride-of-Steel-Six-Flags-America.jpg

    How did that make the rollercoaster stop?
  • VelveteenArabian
    VelveteenArabian Posts: 758 Member
    I'm too heavy to fit into my skinny clothes.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    I remember one year getting stuck at the top of a roller coaster because two people in front of me were too heavy to put the seat belt on.

    Superman-Ride-of-Steel-Six-Flags-America.jpg

    How did that make the rollercoaster stop?


    The operator hit the emergency stop. You think they would allow someone to ride that without a seat belt on. I'm trying to figure out why we left the beginning in the first place. How they get past the check. I don't know it was funny for me. I pretend to have problems with highs and was just screaming the entire time up there. LOL

    Operator had to walk up all those steps.
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    Dance with angels on the head of a pin.
  • Pipsg1rl
    Pipsg1rl Posts: 1,414 Member
    Be the top of the pyramid.

    Ride my dog like she's a pony. (Bad form, dogs aren't made to be ridden anyhow).

    Dance on my breakfast table.

    Stand too far back on my paddle board without getting dumped.

    Get pulled in a wagon by my neighbors 4 yo twins.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    wear sample sizes

    ride in a Barbie car

    make my husband carry me piggyback everywhere we go. He can lift me, though.
  • Kate7294
    Kate7294 Posts: 783 Member
    So tbh.. Last year I was too heavy to have some wild monkey circus sex but now.... It's on!

    Damn are you sure your not my husband? LMAO he's all about wild monkey sex!

    I can no longer cross monkey bars. Found that out in my 30's though recently I was able to hold on for a minute. Now it's a goal for the future.
  • BansheeCat
    BansheeCat Posts: 140
    I can't run, jog, jump rope or my knees will scream at me for days.
  • annadjanssen
    annadjanssen Posts: 29 Member
    Apparently, skydiving
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Now or before? Maybe be a runway model..lol, before I was still pretty active, but I noticed that roller coasters were getting snugger, I didn't like that feeling!
  • KatieMcCakes
    KatieMcCakes Posts: 294 Member
    Bodyweight exercise!!! Hefting 160 pounds of pudge up and down in pushup position is a LOT of work. :laugh: Still working on my first un-assisted pullup
  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
    Too heavy to go skydiving or take part in one of those Go Ape tree top adventures :( One day though, that will be me.
  • CoyotesGirl1976
    CoyotesGirl1976 Posts: 9 Member
    Nude modeling.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Too heavy to go skydiving or take part in one of those Go Ape tree top adventures :( One day though, that will be me.

    Awesome ticker LOL. Great movie.
  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
    Use apostrophes. :laugh:

    :laugh:

    I'm too heavy to float. I sink to the bottom of the pool every time now that I lost a lot of my body fat.
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