Confessions...

135

Replies

  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    The amount of PB M&M's I have eaten lately is almost of biblical proportions.

    They didn't have PB M&Ms back then :noway:
    Thank goodness because given the amount I ate, Moses could have parted the sea of them.

    So jealous! There are no PB M&Ms in the UK... But maybe if there were I wouldn't have reached my goal weight :laugh:

    My confession is that I keep pigging at work. I thought I was being clever today, having one sandwich triangle and a square of quiche... followed by a giant piece of cake... But after the meeting I added a couple of samosas... I was burning up for the next 2 hours! I just can't overdo it any more... It makes me ill.


    I
  • alaskagrown
    alaskagrown Posts: 208 Member
    Confessions? Real confessions, father? Uh... I accidentally stole a car once? ;)

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Accidentally??

    So...freshman year of college, living in the dorm. A few of us were going to look at a house to rent and needed to borrow our friend's car to get to the appointment. I was the only one that had driven jessie's car before.
    "A blue sentra, right?"

    "Yeah, it's in the big lot. on the east side somewhere. you'll have to look around for it."

    We went out and realized that it was going to be a challenge finding this car in the 500-space lot. The other girls had Jessie's keys and I was wandering around looking for the car when I saw them jumping and pointing. I hurried over and got in behind the others. We had just pulled out of the lot when...

    "Hey, does Jessie speak Korean?"
    "I don't think so, why?"
    "Uh, there's a Korean Bible back here. And a bunch of makeup and stuff."
    "That's really weird!"
    .
    .
    .
    "Wait. Check the registration."
    To our horror, the car was registered to a Soo-Jee Hong.

    We drove it to the appointment anyway. :blushing:
  • ladyhawk00
    ladyhawk00 Posts: 2,457 Member
    Confessions? Real confessions, father? Uh... I accidentally stole a car once? ;)

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Accidentally??

    So...freshman year of college, living in the dorm. A few of us were going to look at a house to rent and needed to borrow our friend's car to get to the appointment. I was the only one that had driven jessie's car before.
    "A blue sentra, right?"

    "Yeah, it's in the big lot. on the east side somewhere. you'll have to look around for it."

    We went out and realized that it was going to be a challenge finding this car in the 500-space lot. The other girls had Jessie's keys and I was wandering around looking for the car when I saw them jumping and pointing. I hurried over and got in behind the others. We had just pulled out of the lot when...

    "Hey, does Jessie speak Korean?"
    "I don't think so, why?"
    "Uh, there's a Korean Bible back here. And a bunch of makeup and stuff."
    "That's really weird!"
    .
    .
    .
    "Wait. Check the registration."
    To our horror, the car was registered to a Soo-Jee Hong.

    We drove it to the appointment anyway. :blushing:

    ROFL What a dork :tongue:
  • Warmbloodwear
    Warmbloodwear Posts: 387 Member
    I put olive oil on chocolate ice cream...

    What?!? Is that to enhance the flavor or keep you from eating it?

    It's absolutely delicious. A little olive oil, salt, and whipped cream if you just want to go for broke.


    Confessions? Real confessions, father? Uh... I accidentally stole a car once? ;)


    I stole my dads hot rod!!!! It was damn fun too! Me and 3 of my friends when he was out of town...Tee hee :laugh: I think he kind of knew...Never said anything though
  • Anidorie
    Anidorie Posts: 291 Member
    i watched x-files and eat a cup of fruity pebbles AND a handful of prestzels and didnt cound either one
  • abyt42
    abyt42 Posts: 1,358 Member
    oh yeah. i saw my little 'super hot (yeah right)" sister this weekend and HOLY **** has she gained weight. I am dying to lose another 40 lbs and then offer to be her trainer, lol. It's my halfway to goal treat for myself!
    Are you positive we're not related/ sharing a brain?
  • mynameisdumbnuts
    mynameisdumbnuts Posts: 111
    I try to coincide my cardio workouts with "Divorce Court" ("Where real couples deal with real life!")
  • rebeccaoneillcarter
    rebeccaoneillcarter Posts: 51
    Big terrible confession: when I get stressed out I take it out on the people I love most.
    Little not so terrible confession: I love looking at myself in my undies and will sometimes squish up my belly fat and make it talk in a muppet voice.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Accidentally??

    So...freshman year of college, living in the dorm. A few of us were going to look at a house to rent and needed to borrow our friend's car to get to the appointment. I was the only one that had driven jessie's car before.
    "A blue sentra, right?"

    "Yeah, it's in the big lot. on the east side somewhere. you'll have to look around for it."

    We went out and realized that it was going to be a challenge finding this car in the 500-space lot. The other girls had Jessie's keys and I was wandering around looking for the car when I saw them jumping and pointing. I hurried over and got in behind the others. We had just pulled out of the lot when...

    "Hey, does Jessie speak Korean?"
    "I don't think so, why?"
    "Uh, there's a Korean Bible back here. And a bunch of makeup and stuff."
    "That's really weird!"
    .
    .
    .
    "Wait. Check the registration."
    To our horror, the car was registered to a Soo-Jee Hong.

    We drove it to the appointment anyway. :blushing:
    That's hilarious. I guess that would be accidentally stealing a car, all right. :laugh:
  • KatieM7
    KatieM7 Posts: 588 Member

    Confession: When I get stressed I don't log my food at all. I also fart when I exercise and I know that they are loud. :laugh: Good thing I exercise at home it's still embarrassing though because either the hubby is around to hear or a friend is over working out with me.:laugh:

    Confession: I often hold in a fart UNTIL my husband is there so that I can watch his reaction. It's not satisfying for me unless he's rolling around coughing on the floor.
    [/quote]

    ROFL! I was laughing so hard I started to cry.
  • bouldert
    bouldert Posts: 225 Member
    lol how do you accidently steal a car
    I put olive oil on chocolate ice cream...

    What?!? Is that to enhance the flavor or keep you from eating it?

    It's absolutely delicious. A little olive oil, salt, and whipped cream if you just want to go for broke.


    Confessions? Real confessions, father? Uh... I accidentally stole a car once? ;)
  • qtwells82
    qtwells82 Posts: 352
    I watch Golden Girls while on the bike. I don't care if you laugh. I LIKE it!

    I flippin love the golden girls!!!!
  • Natolee72
    Natolee72 Posts: 122 Member
    I put olive oil on chocolate ice cream...

    May I ask why? :wink:
  • laurenh729
    laurenh729 Posts: 16 Member
    Every time my kids get mcdonalds a steal a fry (or 2! They r my favorite) and I stop there (promise!) Nope... those don't get logged either ;-)
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
    confession: I have a 24pk of starburst (just the reds) being delivered to me house today. What's the over-under that half of it will be gone by the end of the weekend?
  • chelekaz
    chelekaz Posts: 847 Member
    I have a secret credit card that my husband doesn't know about. I got it last summer in case of emergencies or to use if we are low on funds in checking account. Truly used only for household and way under limit but... he has no idea. And, if he spends a little too much or forgets to give me a receipt... I can use the credit card and be covered ...
  • sarahnicolexoxo
    sarahnicolexoxo Posts: 230
    I really don't want to eat the veggie staring me in the face right now.
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    I didn't log my trail mix last night, or the half a bag of cheddar rice crisps either
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • chelekaz
    chelekaz Posts: 847 Member
    I confess I had Mc Donald's for breakfast this AM cause my hubby started talking about biscuits last night & it made me drool. I did NOT, however, buy a full calorie Dr Pepper like I considered!

    Oh what I wouldn't give for a sausage, egg McGriddle with hashbrowns... on and the cinaminis too!
  • ♥_Ellybean_♥
    ♥_Ellybean_♥ Posts: 1,646 Member
    Ok! I confess... when I hide my diary from MFPers it usually means I ate something I shouldn't and too embarrassed to show it!
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
    Ok! I confess... when I hide my diary from MFPers it usually means I ate something I shouldn't and too embarrassed to show it!

    It's a big step to make it available to friends. But it's very satisfying and effective at helping you whether to decide to eat that cookie or not!
  • KatieM7
    KatieM7 Posts: 588 Member
    Didn't exercise yesterday and thinking I don't really want to today either. I am exhausted from starting a new job this week.
  • tater8589
    tater8589 Posts: 616
    Mine's not about food but I go shopping and then hide my purchases from my husband! Baaaaaaaaaaad I know!:frown:

    Lol I have so done that. I have bought myself a piece of jewelry before and left in my jewelry box for a while then just worn it and acted like its something I've had a while.
  • sarasotatim
    sarasotatim Posts: 179
    Ehhhh ok I suppose lol

    I ate an Egg/Sausage/Cheese biscuit from Mickey D's this morning, and am STILL wishing I could pull it out of my body lol
    It's gonna take almost the entire amount of calories I burn tonight at the gym to do away with it!
  • amycakes812
    amycakes812 Posts: 441
    OK...big confession!
    Wednesday night, my boyfriend comes over, we have a blast playing with my 2 kids, get everyone off to bed, and make our way upstairs. One thing leads to another, and we are going at it like teenagers. Next thing I know, I hear my 9 year old daughter yell "What are you doing????" And she runs back downstairs. (I listen for every movement in the house whenever we are together, and NEVER heard the bedroom door open, the creak of the stairs or anything in the hallway!) I go down and comfort my daughter...my boyfirend and I are utterly mortified!! :embarassed:
    Fast forward to last night:
    I pick my daughter up from the babysitter's after work. Get in the car and start talking to her about her day, ask what she wants to do for the night, etc. She decides to make it a Monopoly night. Then , threw all plans of my healthy dinner away and asked her if she wants to order pizza. Get out the menu, let her pick whatever she wanted! Soooo, last night, instead of the curry chicken tenders, potoato and veggie I had logged, I ate 2 DELICIOUS pieces of extra xheese and sausage pizza AND a few bacon cheese fries with ranch dressing. Oh yeah, and I didn't change my diary to reflect it!
    I think my daughter recovered from the shock ok...she was good by the end of last night, and in a great mood this morning. Hoping I haven't scarred her for life!
    Boyfriend and I, on the other hand, are still trying to recover! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • patjad
    patjad Posts: 55 Member
    I never log any of the gum I chew during the day.
    (Its all sugar free--but, boy do I chew a lot of it!)
  • Flawlessk
    Flawlessk Posts: 68
    Although i try not to have McDonalds now, i love dipping the fries into the toffee sundae. It just tastes so good. Salt or sweet? Have both! Lol
  • garden_girl18
    garden_girl18 Posts: 23 Member
    OK, some of these posts are f'n FUNNY! LOL!

    My confessions:
    1) Finally went & got a new haircut & color, but totally lied to my hubby about the price (which was beyond ridiculous, and I wont be going back there again!).

    2) I have every intention of getting up early in the morning so I can work out before work. Instead, I hit my snooze button 6 times, then only have time to do sit-ups. Booo!

    3) I miss Starbucks like crazy, and it actually hurts my heart to drive by and not stop for a grande toffee nut and caramel latte. :sad:
  • ♥_Ellybean_♥
    ♥_Ellybean_♥ Posts: 1,646 Member
    I confess I had Mc Donald's for breakfast this AM cause my hubby started talking about biscuits last night & it made me drool. I did NOT, however, buy a full calorie Dr Pepper like I considered!

    Oh what I wouldn't give for a sausage, egg McGriddle with hashbrowns... on and the cinaminis too!

    NO you don't! Trust me... I had one this morning and I didn't feel oh so great!
This discussion has been closed.

Categories