Confessions...
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OK, some of these posts are f'n FUNNY! LOL!
My confessions:
1) Finally went & got a new haircut & color, but totally lied to my hubby about the price (which was beyond ridiculous, and I wont be going back there again!).
LOL! Ok, so I totally do this! ... just a LITTLE white lie.0 -
I have a secret credit card that my husband doesn't know about. I got it last summer in case of emergencies or to use if we are low on funds in checking account. Truly used only for household and way under limit but... he has no idea. And, if he spends a little too much or forgets to give me a receipt... I can use the credit card and be covered ...
Great idea! ... I would just blow it on shoes though.0 -
:Thanks for the laugh!
Confession: When I get stressed I don't log my food at all. I also fart when I exercise and I know that they are loud. :laugh: Good thing I exercise at home it's still embarrassing though because either the hubby is around to hear or a friend is over working out with me.:laugh:
Confession: I often hold in a fart UNTIL my husband is there so that I can watch his reaction. It's not satisfying for me unless he's rolling around coughing on the floor.
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Confession: I often hold in a fart UNTIL my husband is there so that I can watch his reaction. It's not satisfying for me unless he's rolling around coughing on the floor.
OMG.... I was at work when I read this and laughed so hard, I had to shut my office door. Thanks for the awesome honesty.
Confession: When I work out, I have no rythm, so I flop my arms around like a wild chicken hoping that the movement will count towards some sort of calorie burn.
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Confession : I look at myself in my undies every chance I get lol can't help it!
Confession: I AVOID every single mirrored surface I can find if it's full bodied. I keep my bathroom door open to avoid the one behind it. I avert my eyes while walking on the street so I don't catch my reflection in the windows. When I lose weight, I hope to be like you!
And when I do look in the mirror it is only for brief periods0 -
It was "sample day" at the grocery store today. I sampled some chocolate desert thing, a vegetable steamer bag thing, and a sugarless cookie in the bakery. I didn't log any of them, didn't buy any either :blushing:
no joke, they were giving away samples of bud light at the grocery store today. and my friend told me they were giving away samples of wine a couple of weeks ago. hey, everyone! let's go to giant eagle and get *kitten*-faced for free, then buy some doritos when we get the munchies - and not log any of it! lol0 -
Confession: I have been eating nothing but whole grains for awhile, and today, I had Domino's pizza at lunch (it's customary on inventory day at work) with a regular Pepsi. My blood sugar crashed like a doomed plane about 45 minutes to an hour later, and I was yawning and hoping for a spot to take a nap. But man, was it good....
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OMG.... I was at work when I read this and laughed so hard, I had to shut my office door. Thanks for the awesome honesty.
Confession: When I work out, I have no rythm, so I flop my arms around like a wild chicken hoping that the movement will count towards some sort of calorie burn.
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OMG that is so funny!!! I cannot quit laughing about it
Ok my confession: I will not eat anything without logging in to see how many calories is will cost me. Also, I woek ou like crazy on some days just so I can eat more0 -
Over the last week and a half, I've been slowly making my way through a pint of Jeni's Salty Caramel ice cream... *drool*....haven't logged a drop of it either. :blushing:
OMG Jeni's is my favorite. I LOVE Jeni's Black Coffee ice cream0 -
I love iCarly. :laugh:
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thank u for confessing.....you are forgiven. my turn....last night i was reading/watching basketball in my man room. my girlfriend walked by, and asked what i was drinking. i said "water" without missing a beat (or looking up). it was a vodka-tonic, (diet tonic)
i feel better
OMG ROFL....that was hilarious. Why would she even care?
Hmm confessions. I hate petty behavior, but nowadays, when I'm on my treadmill, or counting calories as I briskly walk through the grocery store, I find myself completely compelled and motivated by petty goals such as : the silence I can expect on the phone when my overcritical mother asks me how much I weigh and what size I wear and I can smugly declare SMALL like in my 20's. Or XS. Hell yes. Other petty fantasies for treadmill daydreams include: showing off my refurbished once glorious legs at a family occasion since my husband's paternal side of the family are all trashy and think they're better than me since they're on the Meth diet. (even though I'm a more demure type of dresser, naturally lol)
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Confession: Exercise makes me fart. I can't help it. When I am on the elliptical my body just cuts loose. I hope they are silent. I can't hear since I got my ipod cranked all the way up. They sure do smell...:blushing:
best one yet.. I have tears streaming down my face!0 -
I love iCarly. :laugh:
I do.
I confess that when I'm babysitting my neice, I don't hate it when she watches iCarly. Or Wizards of Wavely Place.0 -
It was "sample day" at the grocery store today. I sampled some chocolate desert thing, a vegetable steamer bag thing, and a sugarless cookie in the bakery. I didn't log any of them, didn't buy any either :blushing:
no joke, they were giving away samples of bud light at the grocery store today. and my friend told me they were giving away samples of wine a couple of weeks ago. hey, everyone! let's go to giant eagle and get *kitten*-faced for free, then buy some doritos when we get the munchies - and not log any of it! lol
My friend and I were at a liquor store once and they were doing a vodka sample. We must have gone up that aisle like four times...they guy would laugh every time and give us a sample. "Hey! Look! Vodka samples! Can we have one?" Four times. :laugh:0 -
Was trying to resist 2 subway cookies today..........gave in to temptation!0
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AMAZING!!!! I'm going to order one pink ones!!!!! SO COOL! I didn't know u could do that!!!!! So exciting!0
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I confess..I had 400 calories worth of snacking tonight.0
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You guys are hilarious! I LOVE this thread!
My confession: I sometimes play mind games with myself and eat a lot of calories during the day to "force" myself to workout at night so that I can have dinner. Hope this doesn't come back to bite me in the butt one day and I'm not able to do that evening workout!0 -
Every time my kids get mcdonalds a steal a fry (or 2! They r my favorite) and I stop there (promise!) Nope... those don't get logged either ;-)
I eat a few more than that. It's a good thing we don't go to McDonald's very often AND I don't eat all my exercise calories!0 -
1. When my husband is home, I try to get a nap in. It never fails my son has a dirty diaper during that time, he comes to me and says poopy I whisper to him go tell daddy and then pretend to be asleep when husband comes in to get a diaper
2. When family comes over and I haven't done dishes I hide them in the oven
3. I log my exercise before I do it, if I don't do it I don't change it0 -
I confess that I had three of the brownies that I made tonight. I did log them though.0
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I sometimes have a snack AFTER I've completed my food diary for the day. But it's usually grapes or some other fruit.0
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I confess that I did not eat supper tonight. Instead I ate the jujube bread (more like heavy cake!) that my 8 year old made, chips, and a little bit of chocolate. But I did log it all!0
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I definitely force myself to exercise so I can eat more because I'm always starving!!!!! I hate getting out of bed at 5:45 in the morning to go running but force myself to do ONLY so I can eat more snacks & have something sweet after dinner each. 0
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oh yeah. i saw my little 'super hot (yeah right)" sister this weekend and HOLY **** has she gained weight. I am dying to lose another 40 lbs and then offer to be her trainer, lol. It's my halfway to goal treat for myself!
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Confession: I have been eating nothing but whole grains for awhile, and today, I had Domino's pizza at lunch (it's customary on inventory day at work) with a regular Pepsi. My blood sugar crashed like a doomed plane about 45 minutes to an hour later, and I was yawning and hoping for a spot to take a nap. But man, was it good....
I had the crappiest week, what with working full time at my friend's shop & my hubby ragging on me like nothing else about the fact I need to get back to my own business, constantly having to push my daughter who has just started high school to do her homework & get herself organised, my other daughter giving me grief about the fact that her sister gets everything & she gets nothing, all the normal running around I have to do each week, organising dinner, going to meetings, getting up early to force myself to go running, counting my calories & just the everything-ness of life that I had Chicken Schnitzel, gravy & masses of vegies for dinner & a mini Magnum & didn't record a single thing. Man I am so paying for it today. I feel blah.
Tomorrow's a new day :ohwell:0 -
1. When my husband is home, I try to get a nap in. It never fails my son has a dirty diaper during that time, he comes to me and says poopy I whisper to him go tell daddy and then pretend to be asleep when husband comes in to get a diaper
2. When family comes over and I haven't done dishes I hide them in the oven
3. I log my exercise before I do it, if I don't do it I don't change it
HAHA I totally do the same thing with the dishes!! Then sometimes I'll forget I have them in there and pre-heat the oven and wonder what the smell is ... ewwww0 -
1. When my husband is home, I try to get a nap in. It never fails my son has a dirty diaper during that time, he comes to me and says poopy I whisper to him go tell daddy and then pretend to be asleep when husband comes in to get a diaper
2. When family comes over and I haven't done dishes I hide them in the oven
3. I log my exercise before I do it, if I don't do it I don't change it
HAHA I totally do the same thing with the dishes!! Then sometimes I'll forget I have them in there and pre-heat the oven and wonder what the smell is ... ewwww
I forgot about them once... it was so bad I had to replace my pans because all the handles were melted haha. Now if I do it I write a note on my bathroom mirror (no guests go in there, they use the main one) reminding me where my dishes are so I can take them out after they leave. This would be much easier if I had a dish washer 0 -
Didn't log in the Redbull and Jager I just had.:glasses:0
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