Small rant. Warning! Uncensored swear words. Lots.

superhippiechik
superhippiechik Posts: 1,044 Member
edited September 24 in Motivation and Support
I ****ing hate water. Before I got fat I never drank the nasty ****. Now I can't function without my precious water bottle. I am so damn sick of drinking water!:mad: I want a Damn Big Gulp of Coke! Give me a ****ing Coke Dammittt!!!!!!!:explode: Do you know what fish DO in that water? Piss,****, reproduce,die and decompose. Do you know what people do in the water? All of the above and then ride a boat in it. :noway: Why do I have to drink a gallon of water to be healthy?

Thank You for listening. I feel better.Gotta go choke down more water.:drinker:
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  • staceysilver
    staceysilver Posts: 1
    Hilarious
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    LMFAO!! :drinker:
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    LOL Give yourself a pop woman!
  • meggonkgonk
    meggonkgonk Posts: 2,066 Member
    So much for uncensored...lol :wink:
  • fitnesspirateninja
    fitnesspirateninja Posts: 667 Member
    So much for uncensored...lol :wink:

    Yeah, what happened to all the swears?
  • MrsBehaving
    MrsBehaving Posts: 100 Member
    CHEERS!!!
  • nixxy74
    nixxy74 Posts: 106
    i can agree on that i slipped up today...well most days lol and had a coke zero.

    is it so bad to be that addicted that where i live there is a coke factory and i followed a coke lorry today on the way to work :laugh: :laugh:
  • chatterbox3110
    chatterbox3110 Posts: 630 Member
    Oh, how well I know that feeling, but I give in to my inner torment and have the diet soda..... I am weak... :)
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    My Gods, this is supposed to be lifestyle change, not Ordeal blood sacrifice!
  • wanda1956
    wanda1956 Posts: 110
    Wow...that was good...lol...your hilarious:drinker:
  • EbonyGemstoneHealth
    EbonyGemstoneHealth Posts: 249 Member
    But coke has alcohol in it lol,I don't want to add fuel to your anger anymore....just a random fact.
  • veniceit
    veniceit Posts: 112 Member
    Hahahahhhaa , I'm lucky that I actually like water, but flavoring it up does help, fresh fruit, or herbal/fruit teas are great in it and no sugar or fake stuff either. Good for you to keep drinking it even though you hate it hahahaha.

    Ven
  • DancingDreamer
    DancingDreamer Posts: 520
    My Gods, this is supposed to be lifestyle change, not Ordeal blood sacrifice!

    :laugh: not sure which is more painful!!!!!
  • Sasha_Bear
    Sasha_Bear Posts: 625 Member
    LMFAO..After all that I think you deserve the Flippin Coke! LOL
  • HeatherShrinking
    HeatherShrinking Posts: 776 Member
    Rant away!!! :drinker: :drinker:
  • jenniix
    jenniix Posts: 15
    I hate water too... I hate even more drinking it while I'm eating. It leaves a funky taste in my mouth.
    But I grin and bear it. And it's okay to have a Coke every once in a while... :) I cannot for the life of me give up on Coke completely.
  • rileysowner
    rileysowner Posts: 8,336 Member
    You do know that Coke and all the other pops are made with water :wink:

    Add some flavor to it. I don't mind water, but I do need to filter it.
  • msartishia
    msartishia Posts: 123 Member
    LMAO.....

    I needed this.
  • capenron
    capenron Posts: 20
    LOL i can so relate!!! I tell you there is nothing quite like a real Coke!!! and I sure do miss them !! and the water is so hard for me to choke down too.. glad we're all having the same issue !! :)
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    This should help you: http://tucsoncitizen.com/rynski/2010/01/11/poop-in-your-soda-pop/

    You assume that there's got to be something bad in soda, right? I do, but I didn't have anything off-hand aside from the typical factory stuff that ends up in bottles (and thus ends up in anything and everything you buy that goes into a can or bottle or ... box ... bag ... etc.), so I just did a random Google search for "bad stuff that ends up in pop". I'd say this qualifies, fershur.
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    i have coke every day. just as long as im under my calories for the day then im not fussed.
  • kayemme
    kayemme Posts: 1,782 Member
    if you were really a super hippie chick, you wouldn't think to drink pop in the first place.

    jus' sayin...
  • fitnesspirateninja
    fitnesspirateninja Posts: 667 Member
    This should help you: http://tucsoncitizen.com/rynski/2010/01/11/poop-in-your-soda-pop/

    You assume that there's got to be something bad in soda, right? I do, but I didn't have anything off-hand aside from the typical factory stuff that ends up in bottles (and thus ends up in anything and everything you buy that goes into a can or bottle or ... box ... bag ... etc.), so I just did a random Google search for "bad stuff that ends up in pop". I'd say this qualifies, fershur.

    Thanks (?) for that...
  • cindy4mica
    cindy4mica Posts: 777 Member
    separated at birth? i'd rather drink...well...pretty much anything other than water. it repulses me. i literally have to hold my nose and force myself to drink it. actually, i don't get that thirsty. i wish i did so i would crave water. i've gone entire days before i realized i hadn't drank anything, then had to gag down about 4 sips of water just to say i drank something (yes, i *know* how bad that is for me, blah, blah, blah. whatever. i still don't like it). and flavored water usually has that *diet* after-taste, so flavoring doesn't help, either. i'm with that other poster - everything else i drink has water in it - my sweet tea, my snapple, my dr. pepper, my coffee, my whipped cream vodka w/sprite. there. there's my water.
  • elfie9863
    elfie9863 Posts: 337
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    racing to 7-11 to get a BIG GULP for that poor lady.....
  • charityateet
    charityateet Posts: 574 Member
    I don't mind water so much - but my husband - he never drinks it! He has powerade0 and some diet drinks during the day, drinks a few beers during the evening but NEVER ever drinks water. He's still alive........hmmmm. :)
  • Hearts_2015
    Hearts_2015 Posts: 12,032 Member
    if you were really a super hippie chick, you wouldn't think to drink pop in the first place.

    jus' sayin...
    :smokin::wink:
  • cindy4mica
    cindy4mica Posts: 777 Member
    This should help you: http://tucsoncitizen.com/rynski/2010/01/11/poop-in-your-soda-pop/

    You assume that there's got to be something bad in soda, right? I do, but I didn't have anything off-hand aside from the typical factory stuff that ends up in bottles (and thus ends up in anything and everything you buy that goes into a can or bottle or ... box ... bag ... etc.), so I just did a random Google search for "bad stuff that ends up in pop". I'd say this qualifies, fershur.

    my mother turned me onto this from birth. we practically had to rub the top of pop cans with purell before we were allowed to drink from them. same with washing newly purchased clothing - you never knew who/what had touched it before they packaged your underoos.
  • tanisha36
    tanisha36 Posts: 20
    AMEN SISTER. I FEEL YOUR PAIN. I HATE DRINKING THE **** TOO BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. WE HAVE TO. BOTTOMS UP!
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member

    Thanks (<3) for that...
    You've been corrected :p You're welcome.
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