SEX LIFE

I try J-...I try and Maxie makes it too easy for me

He is definitely easy...

when I find someone ot have sex with..I will let you know
:ohwell:

change that to someone WORTH having sex with

^^^ this!!

That's what I meant ..thanks for clearing that up

It was already awesome but now....23 pounds down...it's more-- adventurous. :drinker:

this comment wasn't near worth a double post

. I should have posted it thrice!

:yawn:

What the heck, people...why be mean? :bigsmile: The guy just wanted to know who'd be having more or better sex. That's all!

Well hopefully that_girl willl

Can I play?

with yourself..why not?

. I plan on folowwing your intruction manual but I do have a question on #3. What do you mean when you say "place your merkin in a safe place"?

this comment wasn't near worth a double post

. I should have posted it thrice!

go back to the truck stop and buy some beef jerkey and cheese doodles

What sex life? You mean there's 'sposed to be sex when you're married? :huh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lol
Married 2 months and not complaining :bigsmile:

Give it a couple years... it'll wane then disappear altogether... then you get divorced... find someone else... rinse, repeat...

Very nice. I'll start looking for my next ex-wife, once I find the first one. :drinker:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

What sex life? You mean there's 'sposed to be sex when you're married? :huh:

^^my sentiments exactly

Comments like these are the reason I never plan to marry again. I'm gone if I'm not getting laid.

well then:indifferent:

Never thought of that. Guess I have no problem in that area. Doesn't matter anyway because when I drink I think I am a size 2 stripper. lol

Don't we all! LOL.

What the heck, people...why be mean? :bigsmile: The guy just wanted to know who'd be having more or better sex. That's all!

Max and I have a dymantic. WE're mean to each other. The topic could be how cute puppies are and we would still be mean to eachother. *shrug* It's been working for the last couple years. Why ruin a good thing?

my thoughts exactly..he's like a little annoying brother.....smack him away and he comes back for more

Can I play?

with yourself..why not?

. I plan on folowwing your intruction manual but I do have a question on #3. What do you mean when you say "place your merkin in a safe place"?

this comment wasn't near worth a double post

. I should have posted it thrice!

go back to the truck stop and buy some beef jerkey and cheese doodles

Niot without Shannon, my Truck Stop buddy.

I knew something fishy was up with the 2 of u....
:bigsmile:

I wish me and my fiancee had more of a sex life. He's busy cramming in his last year of college for tech courses. Already in his major..so when you have a busy partner, you don't have much of one..we do it i'd say..every other week and thats a big IF. Depends. Sometimes i feel like we are on a sex scheduale..but ill tell ya, its hell of a workout. :happy:

When i feel like im in the mood, and i get frusterated, I turn to exercise. At least from that, i can be exhausted and less in the mood so it helps.

I would LOVE to improve my sex life.....single so anything is better that what i have now :laugh: :blushing:

Ditto :blushing: :laugh:

What the heck, people...why be mean? :bigsmile: The guy just wanted to know who'd be having more or better sex. That's all!

Max and I have a dymantic. WE're mean to each other. The topic could be how cute puppies are and we would still be mean to eachother. *shrug* It's been working for the last couple years. Why ruin a good thing?

. And we also share the same form of VD.

Yuck..didn't need to go there
:sick:

And we also share the same form of VD.

Yuck..didn't need to go there
:sick:

He is just day dreaming. He likes to pretend I would let him tough me if I had herpa-gonah-syphala-aids too.