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  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    I dont know.... Last time she posted she was on a mission looking for the airport RJ was at because of they famous "cavity search"
    LOL!! WhereTH is Joy???
    What you want me to call you Max??... LOL!!
    Hi my name is bz and im a sexaholic..... been maried for 13 going on 14yrs in Dec. and its all good in the neighborhood!
    . Hi, my name is Max. Call me.
    . Joy calls me "my dream boat" so that one's taken. What about "Mr All Nighter"?
    making me a sammich.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    LOL!! WhereTH is Joy???
    Hiding. Max is stalking me again.
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Do I need to pull out the bat now???

    LOL!! WhereTH is Joy???
    Hiding. Max is stalking me again.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Do I need to pull out the bat now???
    Yes Please.
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    ** runs to car **
    Do I need to pull out the bat now???
    Yes Please.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Do I need to pull out the bat now???
    Yes Please.
    Pepper spray is a much better deterrent against stalkers
    :laugh:
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Not really wasp spray can be sprayed from longer range and get the same affect as pepper spray. However I prefer to burn calories in the mix. :wink: :laugh:

    Do I need to pull out the bat now???
    Yes Please.
    Pepper spray is a much better deterrent against stalkers
    :laugh:
  • mellib28
    mellib28 Posts: 5
    seeing as i am single its not that great....but i do agree that when you are in shape of feel better about yourself....after i had gained weight i wanted nothging to do with it at all. just felt uncomfortable, performance wasnt so great lol. def a huge impact
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Not really wasp spray can be sprayed from longer range and get the same affect as pepper spray. However I prefer to burn calories in the mix. :wink: :laugh:
    I've heard hairspray works well also.
  • mkcalderon
    mkcalderon Posts: 9
    I think they need to add Sex in the exercise list for cardio vascular! I wonder how many calories you burn...
  • Mom71
    Mom71 Posts: 24
    I was in on a discussion last night about this and was just curious. How many people on MFP are hoping not only to lose weight but change or enhance their sex life.

    (PG-13, not looking for details)


    *raises hand real high*
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    My husbands keyboard gets more action than I do... :laugh: :laugh:



    Ouch!


    Boy, this thread went places fast.
  • Mom71
    Mom71 Posts: 24
    Hahahahah
    Well I wish I had the time or energy to think about it. Maybe after I lose 50 lbs I will feel like thinking about it. My husband wishes I would think about it but I lost interest after I started feeling bad about the way I look.
  • Mom71
    Mom71 Posts: 24
    Me too
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I think they need to add Sex in the exercise list for cardio vascular! I wonder how many calories you burn...
    From a lot of these posts I doubt very many people would be inputting "it" as exercise :laugh:
  • Mama_Dias
    Mama_Dias Posts: 1
    Never thought of that. Guess I have no problem in that area. Doesn't matter anyway because when I drink I think I am a size 2 stripper. lol

    Cracking me up!!! I too think I am a legend in my own mind at times!! lol!!:laugh:
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    I think they need to add Sex in the exercise list for cardio vascular! I wonder how many calories you burn...
    From a lot of these posts I doubt very many people would be inputting "it" as exercise :laugh:
    and it isn't a lot anyway. Some of the other databases have it.
  • BullDozier
    BullDozier Posts: 237 Member


    that is what happened to me.. Said it was HIM.. not me... :indifferent:

    Can't speak for your man, but I can vouch for this happening. My wife is in the best shape ever since we've been together. She teaches 10 fitness classes and week, and runs on top of that. She looks great. But...when I hit 35 or 36, my drive totally dropped off the cliff. No idea why (obviously, I'm guessing it's chemical in my body), but I KNOW it has nothing to do with her. It sucks, but it happens. :frown:
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082


    that is what happened to me.. Said it was HIM.. not me... :indifferent:

    Can't speak for your man, but I can vouch for this happening. My wife is in the best shape ever since we've been together. She teaches 10 fitness classes and week, and runs on top of that. She looks great. But...when I hit 35 or 36, my drive totally dropped off the cliff. No idea why (obviously, I'm guessing it's chemical in my body), but I KNOW it has nothing to do with her. It sucks, but it happens. :frown:



    Thankfully .... it hasn't happened to me. In fact, if I was thinking I've got to be up at 4:45am to be at work for 6 to work a 10hr day and DW does ....akhem .... cough, cough ..... certain things .... It's on like Donkey Kong!!

    There are definately things a woman can do to get the ball rolling, so to speak.
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    You can always count on Men's Health.com with a timely newsletter / email.



    "In case you missed it, the FDA recently rejected a drug that had been drummed up as the "female Viagra." The reason: It didn't actually work. The issue, it seems, is that while erectile dysfunction is largely a physiological issue, waning female libido is more of a psychological one, and thus more resistant to little blue pills (or meds of any color, for that matter).

    That's why, when I'm asked for my all-time best tips for turning a woman on, I begin with three simple pointers:

    1. Check in with her throughout the day to say "I'm thinking of you."
    2. When you see her, ask about her day, and listen to her response.
    3. Tell her she's beautiful.

    Not exactly the kind stuff that you'd find in a smutty sex film, but that's the point: To seduce a real woman, you need real-world tactics, and the best way to have more and better sex is to let the woman in your life know that you think about her often (even when she's not around), that you care about her, and that you're attracted to her. Once you've mastered those three steps, move on to our list of the 50 best sex tips ever to learn even more ways to fuel her desire and make yourself irresistible."
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    You can always count on Men's Health.com with a timely newsletter / email.



    "In case you missed it, the FDA recently rejected a drug that had been drummed up as the "female Viagra." The reason: It didn't actually work. The issue, it seems, is that while erectile dysfunction is largely a physiological issue, waning female libido is more of a psychological one, and thus more resistant to little blue pills (or meds of any color, for that matter).

    That's why, when I'm asked for my all-time best tips for turning a woman on, I begin with three simple pointers:

    1. Check in with her throughout the day to say "I'm thinking of you."
    2. When you see her, ask about her day, and listen to her response.
    3. Tell her she's beautiful.

    Not exactly the kind stuff that you'd find in a smutty sex film,

    but that's the point: To seduce a real woman, you need real-world tactics, and the best way to have more and better sex is to let the woman in your life know that you think about her often (even when she's not around), that you care about her, and that you're attracted to her. Once you've mastered those three steps, move on to our list of the 50 best sex tips ever to learn even more ways to fuel her desire and make yourself irresistible."

    but Oh so true:love:
  • That_Girl
    That_Girl Posts: 1,324 Member
    That's what my gramma used to say. Men, if you want more sex, help out in the kitchen. Leave a little love note. Change the baby without being asked. Women, take care of your men.

    My husband never goes without :heart: I never have to go without. :love:
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Not really wasp spray can be sprayed from longer range and get the same affect as pepper spray. However I prefer to burn calories in the mix. :wink: :laugh:

    Do I need to pull out the bat now???
    Yes Please.
    Pepper spray is a much better deterrent against stalkers
    :laugh:

    I wonder how many calories can be burned kneeing a man in the groin.

    :laugh:
  • Newfiedan
    Newfiedan Posts: 1,517 Member
    lol @ forkdown, thats a good 1.
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Now whos calories are you inquiring about here the person kneeing or the the one being kneed???? :wink: :laugh:
    Not really wasp spray can be sprayed from longer range and get the same affect as pepper spray. However I prefer to burn calories in the mix. :wink: :laugh:

    Do I need to pull out the bat now???
    Yes Please.
    Pepper spray is a much better deterrent against stalkers
    :laugh:

    I wonder how many calories can be burned kneeing a man in the groin.

    :laugh:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I wonder how many calories can be burned kneeing a man in the groin.

    :laugh:
    It depends on how many times you knee him in the groin and how hard you do it. About 20 times with full force would be a very good work-out :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
    2 hands in the air!! This being said, there has never been an issue in this dept for us, but there have always been things that I felt stupid doing, being a bit heavier.

    On this note, although hubby, nor I have reached even a mini goal yet, already the changes in our bedroom (or wherever we end up) have been phenomenal! When you feel better, you have more confidence in your own body and are able to explore each other without feeling unsexy.
  • MrsSanthoff
    MrsSanthoff Posts: 272 Member
    I know this might be TMI, but ya'll started the convo so.....I have been married for 7 years and we have had SEX 3 times this week!!!! I am loving this!!!!
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Just want to throw this out there...I had got some last night and it was pretty ummmm...good to put it mildly. I am no where near my goal weight but have stepped up the cardio this week.

    Maybe just getting moving...will get things moving. :wink:
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    Just want to throw this out there...I had got some last night and it was pretty ummmm...good to put it mildly. I am no where near my goal weight but have stepped up the cardio this week.

    Maybe just getting moving...will get things moving. :wink:



    Woot Woot! :drinker:
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