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  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
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    Can I play?

    with yourself..why not?
    :tongue:
    . I plan on folowwing your intruction manual but I do have a question on #3. What do you mean when you say "place your merkin in a safe place"?


    this comment wasn't near worth a double post
    . I should have posted it thrice!

    go back to the truck stop and buy some beef jerkey and cheese doodles

    Niot without Shannon, my Truck Stop buddy.

    I knew something fishy was up with the 2 of u....
    :wink: :bigsmile:
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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    My husbands keyboard gets more action than I do... :laugh: :laugh:
    Guess he hits all the wrong buttons then
  • WalkingGirl1985
    WalkingGirl1985 Posts: 2,047 Member
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    I wish me and my fiancee had more of a sex life. He's busy cramming in his last year of college for tech courses. Already in his major..so when you have a busy partner, you don't have much of one..we do it i'd say..every other week and thats a big IF. Depends. Sometimes i feel like we are on a sex scheduale..but ill tell ya, its hell of a workout. :happy:

    When i feel like im in the mood, and i get frusterated, I turn to exercise. At least from that, i can be exhausted and less in the mood so it helps. :smile:
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
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    My husbands keyboard gets more action than I do... :laugh: :laugh:
    Guess he hits all the wrong buttons then

    ouch
    :flowerforyou:
  • riley711
    riley711 Posts: 298 Member
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    I would LOVE to improve my sex life.....single so anything is better that what i have now :laugh: :blushing:

    Ditto :blushing: :laugh:
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
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    What the heck, people...why be mean? :bigsmile: The guy just wanted to know who'd be having more or better sex. That's all!
    Max and I have a dymantic. WE're mean to each other. The topic could be how cute puppies are and we would still be mean to eachother. *shrug* It's been working for the last couple years. Why ruin a good thing? :tongue:
    . And we also share the same form of VD.

    Yuck..didn't need to go there
    :sick:
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    And we also share the same form of VD.

    Yuck..didn't need to go there
    :sick:
    He is just day dreaming. He likes to pretend I would let him tough me if I had herpa-gonah-syphala-aids too. :tongue:
  • Trjlove
    Trjlove Posts: 28
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    I am hoping but it takes two....or does it?
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
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    I am hoping but it takes two....or does it?

    not at all and it's not half bad....that's what I hear
    :glasses: :laugh:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    I am hoping but it takes two....or does it?

    not at all and it's not half bad....that's what I hear
    :glasses: :laugh:
    But games are more fun when there is two players....allegedly
    :smile:
  • Stefani74
    Stefani74 Posts: 448 Member
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    What sex life? You mean there's 'sposed to be sex when you're married? :huh:

    ^^my sentiments exactly
    Comments like these are the reason I never plan to marry again. I'm gone if I'm not getting laid.

    Haha! That's why mine knows he better stay in shape!!
  • Snardius
    Snardius Posts: 21
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    I am hoping but it takes two....or does it?

    It's like Bridge...if you don't have a good partner you better have a great hand...
  • shelbyj72
    shelbyj72 Posts: 184 Member
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    I wish me and my fiancee had more of a sex life.
    No sex before marriage.

    RIGHT!!!!!!
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
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    I wish me and my fiancee had more of a sex life.
    No sex before marriage.

    It's no sex after marriage.....get it straight Max
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    I am hoping but it takes two....or does it?

    It's like Bridge...if you don't have a good partner you better have a great hand...
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • CalorieNinja
    CalorieNinja Posts: 645 Member
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    My husbands keyboard gets more action than I do... :laugh: :laugh:
    Guess he hits all the wrong buttons then

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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