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kellch
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Sometimes...
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes...
when you are in pain.
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes.
when you are worried..
no one sees your stress.
Sometimes.
when you are happy..
no one sees your smile ..
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But FART !! just ONE time...
And everybody knows!!
Gotcha!!
You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :noway:
Sometimes...
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes...
when you are in pain.
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes.
when you are worried..
no one sees your stress.
Sometimes.
when you are happy..
no one sees your smile ..
-
But FART !! just ONE time...
And everybody knows!!
Gotcha!!
You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :noway:
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S O M E T I M E S
Sometimes...
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes...
when you are in pain.
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes.
when you are worried..
no one sees your stress.
Sometimes.
when you are happy..
no one sees your smile ..
-
But FART !! just ONE time...
And everybody knows!!
Gotcha!!
You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :noway:0 -
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HA! Love it thanks!0
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Your just too silly0
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:laugh: Ok, now I have to share this with my friends! Thanks for the laugh!:laugh:0
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My hubby usually doesn't know until I tell him to hold off on the kissy for just a minute.....:laugh:0 -
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My hubby usually doesn't know until I tell him to hold off on the kissy for just a minute.....:laugh:
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OMG!!!
I have 3 men in the house 14, 15, and 40.....
My poor daughter and I are never safe...
EVEN THE DOG DOES IT!!!
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OMG!!!
I have 3 men in the house 14, 15, and 40.....
My poor daughter and I are never safe...
EVEN THE DOG DOES IT!!!
hahahahaha
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My cat does it when she REALLY doesn't want to be held.....0 -
:laugh: :laugh: Between my dog and my fiance I'm surprised I haven't gone into a coma from the fumes :laugh: :laugh: And they love to share it with me. If I'm in a different room it's like they both (yes the dog too) make it a point to come walk right next to me to do that and then disappear leaving me with the stench:grumble: :laugh: :laugh:0
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:laugh: :laugh: Between my dog and my fiance I'm surprised I haven't gone into a coma from the fumes :laugh: :laugh: And they love to share it with me. If I'm in a different room it's like they both (yes the dog too) make it a point to come walk right next to me to do that and then disappear leaving me with the stench:grumble: :laugh: :laugh:
Ugh....don't you hate that invisible wall???? I'll spray my hubby down with lysol when he does it. :laugh: Teaches him!!!0 -
:laugh: :laugh: Between my dog and my fiance I'm surprised I haven't gone into a coma from the fumes :laugh: :laugh: And they love to share it with me. If I'm in a different room it's like they both (yes the dog too) make it a point to come walk right next to me to do that and then disappear leaving me with the stench:grumble: :laugh: :laugh:
around here, that's called Crop Dusting.
the boys at work do it ALL THE TIME!0 -
:laugh: :laugh: Between my dog and my fiance I'm surprised I haven't gone into a coma from the fumes :laugh: :laugh: And they love to share it with me. If I'm in a different room it's like they both (yes the dog too) make it a point to come walk right next to me to do that and then disappear leaving me with the stench:grumble: :laugh: :laugh:
Ugh....don't you hate that invisible wall???? I'll spray my hubby down with lysol when he does it. :laugh: Teaches him!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: KIDS!!!! Men, actually are worse than kids...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Disgusting:frown: Yeah that puts me in the mood baby keep it up:laugh: :laugh:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: Between my dog and my fiance I'm surprised I haven't gone into a coma from the fumes :laugh: :laugh: And they love to share it with me. If I'm in a different room it's like they both (yes the dog too) make it a point to come walk right next to me to do that and then disappear leaving me with the stench:grumble: :laugh: :laugh:
around here, that's called Crop Dusting.
the boys at work do it ALL THE TIME!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :noway: :laugh:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: Between my dog and my fiance I'm surprised I haven't gone into a coma from the fumes :laugh: :laugh: And they love to share it with me. If I'm in a different room it's like they both (yes the dog too) make it a point to come walk right next to me to do that and then disappear leaving me with the stench:grumble: :laugh: :laugh:
Ugh....don't you hate that invisible wall???? I'll spray my hubby down with lysol when he does it. :laugh: Teaches him!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: KIDS!!!! Men, actually are worse than kids...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Disgusting:frown: Yeah that puts me in the mood baby keep it up:laugh: :laugh:
Wow.....we need to link this one to the post on sex drive.....0 -
:laugh: :laugh: Between my dog and my fiance I'm surprised I haven't gone into a coma from the fumes :laugh: :laugh: And they love to share it with me. If I'm in a different room it's like they both (yes the dog too) make it a point to come walk right next to me to do that and then disappear leaving me with the stench:grumble: :laugh: :laugh:
around here, that's called Crop Dusting.
the boys at work do it ALL THE TIME!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :noway: :laugh:
If I have popcorn the night before. I'll be walking around "dusting" all day.....:bigsmile:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: Between my dog and my fiance I'm surprised I haven't gone into a coma from the fumes :laugh: :laugh: And they love to share it with me. If I'm in a different room it's like they both (yes the dog too) make it a point to come walk right next to me to do that and then disappear leaving me with the stench:grumble: :laugh: :laugh:
Ugh....don't you hate that invisible wall???? I'll spray my hubby down with lysol when he does it. :laugh: Teaches him!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: KIDS!!!! Men, actually are worse than kids...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Disgusting:frown: Yeah that puts me in the mood baby keep it up:laugh: :laugh:
Wow.....we need to link this one to the post on sex drive.....
Yeah ummmmmmmmmm put this on "Mood Killers" or "Things NOT to do" :laugh:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: Between my dog and my fiance I'm surprised I haven't gone into a coma from the fumes :laugh: :laugh: And they love to share it with me. If I'm in a different room it's like they both (yes the dog too) make it a point to come walk right next to me to do that and then disappear leaving me with the stench:grumble: :laugh: :laugh:
Ugh....don't you hate that invisible wall???? I'll spray my hubby down with lysol when he does it. :laugh: Teaches him!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: KIDS!!!! Men, actually are worse than kids...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Disgusting:frown: Yeah that puts me in the mood baby keep it up:laugh: :laugh:
Wow.....we need to link this one to the post on sex drive.....
Yeah ummmmmmmmmm put this on "Mood Killers" or "Things NOT to do" :laugh:
"Women, is your sex drive out the window? Have you tried all the toys? And still can't get it going? We have a solution for you!"
:laugh: :laugh:
You know, they acutally have these pantie and underware liners now that are supposed to diffuse the gas??0 -
:laugh: :laugh: Between my dog and my fiance I'm surprised I haven't gone into a coma from the fumes :laugh: :laugh: And they love to share it with me. If I'm in a different room it's like they both (yes the dog too) make it a point to come walk right next to me to do that and then disappear leaving me with the stench:grumble: :laugh: :laugh:
Ugh....don't you hate that invisible wall???? I'll spray my hubby down with lysol when he does it. :laugh: Teaches him!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: KIDS!!!! Men, actually are worse than kids...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Disgusting:frown: Yeah that puts me in the mood baby keep it up:laugh: :laugh:
Wow.....we need to link this one to the post on sex drive.....
Yeah ummmmmmmmmm put this on "Mood Killers" or "Things NOT to do" :laugh:
"Women, is your sex drive out the window? Have you tried all the toys? And still can't get it going? We have a solution for you!"
:laugh: :laugh:
You know, they acutally have these pantie and underware liners now that are supposed to diffuse the gas??
BWAHAHAHAHAH ROFLMBO!!!! WHEW!!! I needed this today :bigsmile: :drinker: :laugh:
OOH OOOH WHERE DO I GET ME SOME OF THOSE???? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :noway:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: Between my dog and my fiance I'm surprised I haven't gone into a coma from the fumes :laugh: :laugh: And they love to share it with me. If I'm in a different room it's like they both (yes the dog too) make it a point to come walk right next to me to do that and then disappear leaving me with the stench:grumble: :laugh: :laugh:
Ugh....don't you hate that invisible wall???? I'll spray my hubby down with lysol when he does it. :laugh: Teaches him!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: KIDS!!!! Men, actually are worse than kids...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Disgusting:frown: Yeah that puts me in the mood baby keep it up:laugh: :laugh:
Wow.....we need to link this one to the post on sex drive.....
Yeah ummmmmmmmmm put this on "Mood Killers" or "Things NOT to do" :laugh:
"Women, is your sex drive out the window? Have you tried all the toys? And still can't get it going? We have a solution for you!"
:laugh: :laugh:
You know, they acutally have these pantie and underware liners now that are supposed to diffuse the gas??
BWAHAHAHAHAH ROFLMBO!!!! WHEW!!! I needed this today :bigsmile: :drinker: :laugh:
OOH OOOH WHERE DO I GET ME SOME OF THOSE???? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :noway:
http://www.flat-d.com/technology1.html
It's hilarous!!!!0
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