Sometimes I hate being a girl

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  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
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    Ok we dont suffer from wiskey ****..

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kks1079
    kks1079 Posts: 2
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    So I'm not the only girl, that has thought about what all she would do if she had a penis for one day
  • FabiolaEnvy♥
    FabiolaEnvy♥ Posts: 730
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    So I'm not the only girl, that has thought about what all she would do if she had a penis for one day

    i know right? :laugh:
    i always thought so many things what would i do with my penis :laugh:
    i even drew a penis on one of my pic :laugh: (its not posted on here but yeah :laugh: )
    but im much rather be a girl thats for sure :bigsmile:
  • tamiller93
    tamiller93 Posts: 195
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    Oh how I wish I had been born male. I hate hate HATE everything that goes along with being a woman. I am dead serious. I hate having to deal with all the crap. I swear, it would be so nice to be a man. You men have NO IDEA how great you have it. :frown:
  • darkrider42
    darkrider42 Posts: 5,313 Member
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    None of you men are helping! :explode: :mad:

    Sorry you're not happy. :(

    {{{BIGBEARHUGS}}}

    (Is that better, hon?)
  • tamiller93
    tamiller93 Posts: 195
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    Oh, BTW, if I am out running, on trails, far from a bathroom, I am able to pee standing, with a slight squat, too! Better than peeing my pants while running!:laugh:


    LOL! I once went in an empty soda can. My husband was totally amazed. We were on vacation and going out to a reef to snorkel. We were in this little 2-seater speed boat and I had to go BAD. Didn't want to stop, so I grabbed an empty soda can. I didn't spill a drop, either. My husband went on and on about how awesome this feat was... I don't know why, but he was really impressed. This isn't the sort of thing I would be impressed with! :huh: It was just a necessity at that moment.

    Sorry if this was gross and TMI... :blushing: But your post just made me think of that incident.
  • lcouterm
    lcouterm Posts: 138 Member
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    Could be worse you could be a bear in hunting season.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Huh...never wondered what it would be like to have a penis for a day.
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    Like i tell my homies...so many reasons ta be proud girl:) Heres 30:)
    Ha check it:)

    1. We got off the Titanic first.
    2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
    3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
    4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
    5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
    6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
    7. Taxis stop for us.
    8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
    9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
    10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
    11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
    12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
    13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
    14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
    15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
    16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
    17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
    18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
    19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
    20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
    21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
    22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
    23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
    24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
    25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
    26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
    27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
    28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
    29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
    30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
    You forgot one:
    31. Men bashing is considered funny, and even "trendy" right now, the opposite is sexist.
  • darkrider42
    darkrider42 Posts: 5,313 Member
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    Gee...and to think I was trying to help...

    All the man-bashing reminds me of the one...

    "Why do men die younger than women?" "Because they want to."
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
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    Just for the record, THIS girl can pee standing up if need be, yet still look stunning in a formal. Carries her squishy (in all the right places) and fun parts wherever she goes, and can still beat "hroush's" *kitten* because he is being a sarcastic dope!! :bigsmile:

    I was being completely honest in both my posts, why do I deserve my *kitten* to be beaten? :cry: If you don't, I'll give you flowers :flowerforyou:

    aww. ok. :flowerforyou: flowers accepted!
    Another reason to be a girl?? Flowers fix it too. :happy:
  • eellis2000
    eellis2000 Posts: 465 Member
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    When do men help!

    We help out a lot..... Ladies, we do ALL the little things that you females dont even realize we do...Like, can you open this jar up hun or can u pick that heavy thing up..we fix the cars, things around the house, change lights, watch romantic movies/even though we dont want to sometimes, buy you flowers, open doors....

    There is a lot of things we do to help you ladies out. Just think about it...im sure you will find something

    And we give you our Sperm that gives you the greatest treasure on the face of this Planet (a child)
    yes but do you know what kind of pain that causes????
  • kelsully
    kelsully Posts: 1,008 Member
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    We can pee standing up!

    I can pee standing up too it just makes a mess...lol
  • heather7marie
    heather7marie Posts: 506 Member
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    Like i tell my homies...so many reasons ta be proud girl:) Heres 30:)
    Ha check it:)

    1. We got off the Titanic first.
    2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
    3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
    4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
    5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
    6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
    7. Taxis stop for us.
    8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
    9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
    10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
    11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
    12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
    13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
    14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
    15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
    16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
    17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
    18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
    19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
    20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
    21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
    22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
    23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
    24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
    25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
    26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
    27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
    28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
    29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
    30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

    I *love* this!!

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