question about home liposuction

taso42_DELETED
taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
edited September 25 in Chit-Chat
Anyone tried this? These last few lbs are soooo stubborn, figured I'd try a different approach LOL. So the instructions mention using a surgical stainless steel tube, which I don't have. But I have some left over copper and PVC pipes in the garage from a summer project. With a little simple-green, I think I can get them pretty clean again, well clean enough. Would that be a suitable substitute? Also, I am not sure where to get the anesthetic they mention, so I was planning to get really drunk instead. My question about that is, Vodka, Whiskey, or SoCo? Thanks!

!slooF lirpA yppaH
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  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    taso, you make me laugh daily!!! *hugs*
  • loveandprideforever
    loveandprideforever Posts: 29 Member
    PLEASE tell me this is an April Fools issue! This is MADNESS Friend!....Not to mention a slap in the face for all of those/us who lose weight the right way. Procedures are such a cop-out.
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    I sucked out all my fat yesterday. I feel great! The trick is to mix all the booze into one concoction and go straight for the veins. Numbs ya up nice and good.

    Enjoy!
  • Naomi91
    Naomi91 Posts: 892 Member
    copper and PVC? what a waste! I would definitely say carve a hole and borrow the neighbor's vacuum
  • HalfofHilary
    HalfofHilary Posts: 224
    Oh Hun, You are def gonna need tequila!!!!!
  • BrickHouse2011
    BrickHouse2011 Posts: 91 Member
    lmao! i think you better do a mixture.
  • jsmjboertlein
    jsmjboertlein Posts: 267
    LOL OMG! I thought you were serious for half a sec. Thank goodness for April fool's day! WHEW!
  • ickybella
    ickybella Posts: 1,438 Member
    We just used a kitchen knife and a straw. My husband sucked out the rest of the fat. Darn, now everyone knows my secret! Taso, you make me laugh! Oh, and definitely whiskey.
  • Laelee
    Laelee Posts: 36
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You had me thinking 'who the HELL is this guy and is he crazy???!-until l I realized the day!
    Happy April Fools!
  • Surfergurl29
    Surfergurl29 Posts: 19
    I would just make a slit where you want to lose and wipe all the fat out with a vacuum cleaner ....Just make sure to clean the filter afterwards :D
  • NanBar
    NanBar Posts: 283 Member
    Taso...April fools you freak! I love your crazy posts!!!!!
  • Setof2Keys
    Setof2Keys Posts: 681 Member
    LOL NERD!!! You just may be giving ppl ideas on this site... :)
  • Liatush
    Liatush Posts: 627 Member
    copper and PVC? what a waste! I would definitely say carve a hole and borrow the neighbor's vacuum

    a simple straw should do. Get the thick one from McD (the one they use for their thick shakes)... get the shake while you're at it but drink it before the procedure. You don't want to repeat the procedure too often. Once a week should suffice :)
  • sarahsmom1
    sarahsmom1 Posts: 1,501 Member
    I'm thinking Wild Turkey or Ripple (do they even make that anymore?)
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    :laugh: :happy: :bigsmile: & that's why we love you taso
  • HollyRutledge
    HollyRutledge Posts: 250 Member
    I have sucked all kinds of fat out of other people:flowerforyou: ...too bad I cant do it to myself:ohwell: ....Im an embalmer :noway:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Dang I was hoping for some tips. :grumble:


    :laugh: Thanks for the laugh Taso! :drinker:
  • Hinto
    Hinto Posts: 52
    If you're in a hurry, I have an 18 gallon shop vac you can borrow.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    copper and PVC? what a waste! I would definitely say carve a hole and borrow the neighbor's vacuum

    that's what i did. i had to use Hoover, Dirt Devil was too loud..
  • DaniJeanine
    DaniJeanine Posts: 473 Member
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You had me thinking 'who the HELL is this guy and is he crazy???!-until l I realized the day!
    Happy April Fools!

    OMG!!!! lol..the sad part is you know somewhere someone has tried that...
  • SommerJo
    SommerJo Posts: 258 Member
    Love it!!! Although I did see an episode of "1000 ways to die" (I think it was that one) where this guy did just that with his shop vac. Not only a complete error in judgement -- but apparently position as well. There was some relocation of organs -- like from the body to the vacuum base :(
  • Naomi91
    Naomi91 Posts: 892 Member
    copper and PVC? what a waste! I would definitely say carve a hole and borrow the neighbor's vacuum

    a simple straw should do. Get the thick one from McD (the one they use for their thick shakes)... get the shake while you're at it but drink it before the procedure. You don't want to repeat the procedure too often. Once a week should suffice :)

    Oh!! why didnt i think about that! tisk tisk.

    Although clean up is a lot easier when you leave it in the neighbors vacuum xD things could get messy here!
  • innocenceportrayed
    innocenceportrayed Posts: 569 Member
    First off, rum is the best.
    Second, if you're not using a boxcutter, a slurpee straw and the neighbors daughter's doctor kit, you're doing it all wrong.
  • Oompa_Loompa
    Oompa_Loompa Posts: 1,099 Member
    ...ive tried it.


    HAHA april fools lol. i hate this day
  • live2smyle
    live2smyle Posts: 592 Member
    I clicked on this expecting to see a *real* do it at home kit lmao....I was gonna go running to dial that 1-800-number. FYI I dyed my hair this dark...Its really a dirty blonde. :P
  • sarahsmom1
    sarahsmom1 Posts: 1,501 Member
    Ok so I tried this it didn't take much to get me drunk I tried the vacuum cleaner type made the incision and suck it all out. Just woke up I'm still fat and have no feathers in my pillow they are in the vacuum I guess I'll have to try again thanks for the idea.
  • BobbyDaniel
    BobbyDaniel Posts: 1,459 Member
    I suggest using one of those huge straws you get from a smoothie shop...no doubt will move the fat in bigger clumps, plus they are sealed in plastic when you get them!
  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
    Definitely a mix of all the booze in the house and don't forget to remove the HEPA filter if you use the Dirt Devil.
  • locomotion
    locomotion Posts: 67
    :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • callipygianchronicle
    callipygianchronicle Posts: 811 Member
    First, you need absinth. You want to be hallucinating, not just a little tipsy. And, I’ve also heard that people have great success using old aquarium pumps fr this. Just wipe it down with Lysol and you’re good.
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