Help me with my car!

Put some sugar in your gas tank, I hear cars respond well to this....

NO NOT SUGAR!!! splenda or sweet n low
nevermind the people that say it will make your engine fall out

You know, I was going to say use the sugar free sugar, but thought I would get attacked by all the sugar free sugar is lethal advocates, I always use sugar free sugar in my tank, and it runs fine....just sayin...

Can solve that problem for less than 5 bucks. Gallon of gas and a lighter!

that's cutting it pretty close to 5$ my friend. Unless you can buy a lighter for less than a buck. Now what?!

Put some sugar in your gas tank, I hear cars respond well to this....

NO NOT SUGAR!!! splenda or sweet n low
nevermind the people that say it will make your engine fall out

You know, I was going to say use the sugar free sugar, but thought I would get attacked by all the sugar free sugar is lethal advocates, I always use sugar free sugar in my tank, and it runs fine....just sayin...

I think I hear them now with their pitch forks and torches ready to lynch us lol

Wait...there's SUGAR FREE SUGAR??? I want some!!

Cars don't need gas, or oil. Just make sure you are putting plenty of water in it, and it will be ok. It may eventually turn into a bicycle, but they are more efficient anyway.

Not sure why it wouldnt run, everything you are doing sounds like normal maintenance on a car. Let me look it up on youporn to see if they have any suggestions! I will report back later.

Youporn....

Back when I was growing up all we had was National Geographic.

Fortunately, all the MFP control freaks will ignore this thread due to the topic title. Everyone pretty much covered all the proper suggestions.... I guess all I could add would be to make sure that you don't use ethanol added gasoline because it will lower your fuel mileage and end up costing you more to fuel up.

I was watching a infomercial/documentary on this just last night.
All you need to do is send 3 easy payments of $39.99 to this company in Antarctica, they will send you a blend of sugar free sugar made from an african cactus and rare chinese noodle water, and your car will turn into a Ferrari in just 10 days!!!! It has been used for centuries by neandertals in Polynesia. There are only 2 of these cactuses left in existance.... and last year they sold 4,500,234,712 bottles!
The mechanic who created this applied to Harvard once, so you know its totally legit! Plus the before and after photos were totally untouched. I know because I learned to use photoshop in middle school.

Another thought would be to try the fuel injector cleaner/engine oil flush/radiator flush to get all the toxins out. That should make it run like a scalded dog!!

A banana in the exhaust pipe works wonders too...

I should get my mind outta the gutter.... but not today.
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I'm trying it with my speedometer now. A cop can't ticket me if I can't tell what speed I'm going!

That's not necessary. All you have to do is close your eyes when you drive past the cop w/ the radar gun on you. He can't see you when you close your eyes. :laugh:

Oh! Duh! Why didn't I think of that? Just like when I stick my fingers in my ears and go "la la la la I can't hear yoooooou" then that person and what they are saying doesn't exist! Thanks Running!

Man everybody here has given you terrible advice, and for that I am sorry, don't they know you are in need of some serious help, otherwise you wouldn't have posted here on MFP. Okay, just follow these steps and you will be fine;

1) Check your blinker fluid, you don't want to run out of that.
2)How is your air freshner. Try pine scented or you know, one of those other lil scented pine tree dealies.
3)Always apply your makeup carefully, other people don't care that you need to look good.
4)Change the air in your tires depending on season, You gotta replace the winter air with spring/summer air, or your car won't run
right.
5)Make sure after you turn, even if a slight turn, that you leave your blinker on for at least 5 miles, in case you have to turn again.
6)Oil changes are over-rated, the more you get, the higher the price of gas, especially if we bomb Libya again.
7)Get a dashboard Jesus, with him on board, nothing can go wrong. (get the dashboard hula dancer as well, I mean, Jesus needs something to look at too!

If you follow these steps, you will be fine. Have a good day, and good luck.

Man everybody here has given you terrible advice, and for that I am sorry, don't they know you are in need of some serious help, otherwise you wouldn't have posted here on MFP. Okay, just follow these steps and you will be fine;

1) Check your blinker fluid, you don't want to run out of that.
2)How is your air freshner. Try pine scented or you know, one of those other lil scented pine tree dealies.
3)Always apply your makeup carefully, other people don't care that you need to look good.
4)Change the air in your tires depending on season, You gotta replace the winter air with spring/summer air, or your car won't run
right.
5)Make sure after you turn, even if a slight turn, that you leave your blinker on for at least 5 miles, in case you have to turn again.
6)Oil changes are over-rated, the more you get, the higher the price of gas, especially if we bomb Libya again.
7)Get a dashboard Jesus, with him on board, nothing can go wrong. (get the dashboard hula dancer as well, I mean, Jesus needs something to look at too!

If you follow these steps, you will be fine. Have a good day, and good luck.

beav... i resent that blinker fluid comment! i have absolutely said that before... of course i was meaning to say brake fluid. but it sure came out blinker fluid. i think my father might have pee'd himself he laughed so hard!

I think you might be better off humping trees, Taso!

@mishelnkiki--I didn't mean to offend, I would never, ever do that, ever. I only post helpful suggestions that never get posts locked. I am here for the better good of this site. How can I ever make it up to you.:bigsmile: :flowerforyou:

ill forgive u... if u come and change my blinker fluid for me! i cant figure out where its at. theres too many fluids under there.

Of course, and I will rotate the air in your tires too!