When I Was Little, I Thought

Heather75
Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
edited September 26 in Chit-Chat
Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben were married.

Tap water from the bathroom faucet tasted better than water from the kitchen faucet.




You?
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  • That the moon really moved and followed me everywhere. haha :))
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    But... Tap water from the bathroom DOES taste better! :laugh:

    I thought the blinking red lights on radio towers were Rudolph and his offspring.
  • Ehafe
    Ehafe Posts: 4
    I always thought water from the hose was great and a privilege to drink from when I was younger.
  • CassieLEO
    CassieLEO Posts: 757 Member
    I thought that drinking pickle juice was like drinking regular juice and delicious to boot!
  • WolffEarl
    WolffEarl Posts: 379 Member
    I believed that my Grandmother could see through brick walls. Let me explain. I once found a knife in the parking lot behind out house and was going to hide it from my parents who did not approve. Think was around 6 or 7 at the time. My grandmother was visiting and told me straight up: Give me the knife. Funny thing was their are no windows or doors through which see could have seen the parking lot. So I believed that somehow, grandmothers have x-ray vision. I know better now:)
  • Dippydog
    Dippydog Posts: 154
    I thought transformers on the electrical poles held peas in them. ......don't ask.:laugh:
  • KickassYas
    KickassYas Posts: 397 Member
    i always thought running through sprinklers was better than my cousin's blow up pool.

    that my sister's mom's treadmill would eat me if i got on it.

    that if i let my feet hang off the bed in the middle of the night a giant saw blade would show up and trim everything hanging off my bed.

    wow i was a morbid kid!
  • 6heatherb6
    6heatherb6 Posts: 469 Member
    not much:embarassed:
  • SierraBurns87
    SierraBurns87 Posts: 8 Member
    That Ken doll was anatomically correct. :laugh:
  • BeeBones
    BeeBones Posts: 6
    that having ketuchup in my soup was normal.
  • real_eyes
    real_eyes Posts: 19
    ...that I could get away with eating carrots out of my grandpa's garden by simply replacing the tops in the ground. And I did... for a short while.
  • anakinlover
    anakinlover Posts: 109
    I thought that if I put both of my knees on top of a baton, I would be able to hold myself up in mid air! :embarassed:
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    That when I had an ear ache if i laid on that ear it would fall out.

    ... I had a lot of ear ache as a kid.


    And that if I put my feet to the end of the bed I would disappear. Slept in the fetal position when I was a kid.
  • lukimakamai
    lukimakamai Posts: 498 Member
    I believed that my Grandmother could see through brick walls. Let me explain. I once found a knife in the parking lot behind out house and was going to hide it from my parents who did not approve. Think was around 6 or 7 at the time. My grandmother was visiting and told me straight up: Give me the knife. Funny thing was their are no windows or doors through which see could have seen the parking lot. So I believed that somehow, grandmothers have x-ray vision. I know better now:)

    She totally could see through brick walls! How cool, you Grandmother was a super hero!!! Do you have any super powers?

    I thought my friends grandma was a witch and I would own a monkey when I grew up (I always wanted a monkey. I asked for one every Christmas and birthday until the age of twelve when I gave up. My Mom always said I could get one when I grew up. So why don't I have one? Cause now I'm grown up and don't want one any more- they are mean, can break your fingers cause their so strong and throw poop...)
  • JJtexasgirl
    JJtexasgirl Posts: 106 Member
    that everyone's toilets overflowed when the yard was flooded (we lived in the country and had a septic tank)

    that the crawdad's we caught would really fight to the death in the little corrals we built

    that everyone had chickens in the back yard and got their eggs from the coop - the first time I saw eggs in the store, I was so confused

    that if I pumped my legs enough on the swing, I could go all the way around
  • lukimakamai
    lukimakamai Posts: 498 Member
    Oh and I thought I could fly! I had a lot of dreams about flying and thought they must be real!
  • 6heatherb6
    6heatherb6 Posts: 469 Member
    That Ken doll was anatomically correct. :laugh:
    You mean he's not??????????????????
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    That Ken doll was anatomically correct. :laugh:
    You mean he's not??????????????????

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  • christinekojack
    christinekojack Posts: 96 Member
    that having ketuchup in my soup was normal.
    LOL i used to do that too!!!
  • stephr2014
    stephr2014 Posts: 311 Member
    *BUMP* lol
  • BeeBones
    BeeBones Posts: 6
    that the sound in your ear when its pluged with water, was ants marching in my brain.
  • anewattitude
    anewattitude Posts: 483 Member
    that my parents were actually playing leap frog when I walked in on them once... hey... don't judge.. I was little and that's what they said...... lol
  • copperdave
    copperdave Posts: 146
    That the people on TV were actually IN the TV.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I thought there was a guy living under my bed with freakishly long arms and legs named "Wacky", and if one of my limbs dangled over the edge he would grab me take me to who knows where.

    Needless to say, I wet the bed until I was seven...
  • mandapanda001
    mandapanda001 Posts: 370 Member
    That chest of drawers was pronounced chester drawers, lol!
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    When my kids were little they thought that since moths would eat clothes, they could end up naked on the sidewalk if a moth ever landed on them.
  • emariec78
    emariec78 Posts: 530 Member
    That if you touched the leaves of an african violet plant they would die. My mom had several and I liked to touch them since they were fuzzy and soft so she told me that to stop me. Sadly I'll admit I didn't realize it wasn't true until I was much older:blushing:

    My brother thought that if he jumped out the window with a blanket he could use it as a prachute....he broke his arm.
  • dengarrett
    dengarrett Posts: 367
    That "Broctoyouby" was a word introducing commercials on TV ("brought to you by")
  • zave
    zave Posts: 238
    I thought people on my TV, were actually in my TV.
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    I believed that my Grandmother could see through brick walls. Let me explain. I once found a knife in the parking lot behind out house and was going to hide it from my parents who did not approve. Think was around 6 or 7 at the time. My grandmother was visiting and told me straight up: Give me the knife. Funny thing was their are no windows or doors through which see could have seen the parking lot. So I believed that somehow, grandmothers have x-ray vision. I know better now:)

    or DO you:huh:
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