Random things your too heavy to do

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  • kittyd7015
    kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
    How heavy do u have to be for go ape???
  • QUINNIE83
    QUINNIE83 Posts: 7 Member
    buckshot500 wrote: »
    My belly sticks out too far to fit in most fast food booths.

    Talk about a travesty. Y'all made me fat, now y'all need to make me a place to sit.

    Good news is i don't eat there any more and my belly is now shrinking slowly.

  • QUINNIE83
    QUINNIE83 Posts: 7 Member
    Omg....that was a real eye opener for me too! I realized the booths were the same size, it was me that wasn't.
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    JazmineYoli wrote: »
    Use apostrophes. :laugh:

    :laugh:

    I'm too heavy to float. I sink to the bottom of the pool every time now that I lost a lot of my body fat.

    When I was a teeny tiny scuba diver.. I was so heavy (I guess solid? ) that I barely used any extra weight to compensate for the buoyancy vest.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Pluck even the low-hanging fruit.
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Use a kayak.
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    Sit comfortably in the middle seat of an airplane and I have an irrational fear of getting stuck in a turnstile.
  • CrusherKun
    CrusherKun Posts: 353 Member
    soggynode wrote: »
    Sit comfortably in the middle seat of an airplane and I have an irrational fear of getting stuck in a turnstile.

    Even if I wasn't heavy I would have problem with this....wide shoulders are a pain!

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  • Jruzer
    Jruzer Posts: 3,501 Member
    Ride my dog.
  • kittyd7015
    kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
    lilo
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    edited October 2014
    Float like a butterfly
  • kittyd7015
    kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
    sting lik a bee
  • HeyHeyJLynn
    HeyHeyJLynn Posts: 42 Member
    A few years ago I noticed I couldn't sit in an audience type setting with fold out chairs, without touching the people on either side of me. Makes me extra uncomfortable and very aware of my chub.

    Too heavy to sit on the bathroom counter to put makeup on, like I used to in my teens. That made me very sad.

    After recently getting into working out again... I realize my knees do NOT like running long distance on concrete. :( (But they do okay on the treadmill.) I'm too heavy to do a tricep push up, chin up, or burpee... or not strong enough, whatever.

    I will get there, though!
  • HeyHeyJLynn
    HeyHeyJLynn Posts: 42 Member
    Or monkey bars! Found that out yesterday. lol
  • chadya07
    chadya07 Posts: 627 Member
    i am too heavy to defy gravity.
  • joemasserini
    joemasserini Posts: 24 Member
    too heavy to play in a bouncy house :frowning:
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Blow away in a breeze.
  • brdnw
    brdnw Posts: 565 Member
    i almost couldn't ride a roller coaster, the seat belt took a bit of momentum to get into the lock, i was so shocked at myself
  • 1HappyTurtleRunner
    1HappyTurtleRunner Posts: 125 Member
    soggynode wrote: »
    Sit comfortably in the middle seat of an airplane and I have an irrational fear of getting stuck in a turnstile.

    Middle seat is fine but I have that same irrational fear of turnstiles
  • onefortyone
    onefortyone Posts: 531 Member
    Hubby and I bought a little rubber inflatable boat so he could go on the lake with me while I was swimming. It has a 350lb weight limit so we can't both go in it yet :( but we will be able to, once we're at our goal weights!

    That's the randomest thing I can think of.
  • kittyd7015
    kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
    joemasserini wrote: »
    too heavy to play in a bouncy house :frowning:
    I'l cry if dat ever happens to me lol

  • YeehooiMama
    YeehooiMama Posts: 14
    Forget being too heavy, we're all too darn smart to be cheerleaders :smile:
  • KatieKansan
    KatieKansan Posts: 61 Member
    When i was heavier I was scared I couldn't go ziplining.. I need to try it now though!
  • SaBh93
    SaBh93 Posts: 114 Member
    You should!
  • mathematicarka
    mathematicarka Posts: 7 Member
    to be lifted by my boyfriend. but, still, maybe that one's on him :)
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Going up big hills kick my but when cycling.
  • kittyd7015
    kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
    mathematicarka wrote: »
    to be lifted by my boyfriend. but, still, maybe that one's on him :)
    make him work ;)
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Be carried away by a helium-filled balloon
  • OnePsychLynne
    OnePsychLynne Posts: 7 Member
    A chin up :(
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