Relationship Question - Should we break up?

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Escloflowne
Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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Alright you fine people of MFP land, I'm asking you this question because I don't know who else to turn to!

I've been dating a fine upstanding lady for about 3-7 months(can't remember) and things are great but there is one issue....

Now first let me say, I eat meat! I love meat but I still feel bad about eating meat because I love animals! She on the other hand loves animals but only some... She likes to wear fur from cute cuddly animals like foxes, minx and seals. I don't approve of this but whatever...sexy time!

Now I'm seeing other parts of her, she doesn't understand when I slam on the brakes to avoid squirrels, she feels "they are overpopulated and just rats with good PR campaigns". I value the life of all animals but she got mad at me for causing her to spill coffee on her new leather pants...

Will it work out?

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  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
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    yep, marry the girl, quick
  • TrainingToBePerfect
    TrainingToBePerfect Posts: 1,418 Member
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    Too much stuff on the go here. hahaha. Mad because squirrels are over populated. Dear god run now.
  • May_Rose
    May_Rose Posts: 119 Member
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    If the question has to be asked...
  • parkscs
    parkscs Posts: 1,639 Member
    edited October 2014
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    Do I hear wedding bells?

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  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    Wat?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    She's awful pretty. I'd let it go. You shouldn't hit squirrels though, so I'm on your side with that one.
  • nilbogger
    nilbogger Posts: 870 Member
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    If you eat meat you can't get too upset about someone wearing fur.

    Also you can't remember if it's been only three or as many as seven months? Eehhhh

  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    nilbogger wrote: »
    If you eat meat you can't get too upset about someone wearing fur.

    Also you can't remember if it's been only three or as many as seven months? Eehhhh

    Like in guess who well she counts from the first time we met and I count from the first .. . . . . .

  • idontcarroll
    idontcarroll Posts: 216 Member
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    Her "assets" make it all worth it.
  • lawandfitness
    lawandfitness Posts: 1,257 Member
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    digginDeep wrote: »
    Just break up
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    Best answer to your question
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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    *waves Hi*
    All I know is I better get invited to this wedding!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
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    when making a decision ask yourself "which one will lead me to more sex?" and then go with that.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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    I'm not risking a car addident by slamming on my brakes for a squirell. A skunk, maybe, possums, raccoons, possibly, but NEVER a squirrel.
  • TrainingToBePerfect
    TrainingToBePerfect Posts: 1,418 Member
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    digginDeep wrote: »
    Just break up
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    THIS!
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
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    nothing beats a good seal skin bra and panties to get me in the mood.

  • tits_mcclure
    tits_mcclure Posts: 6
    edited October 2014
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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    edited October 2014
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    TrainingToBePerfect wrote: »
    Too much stuff on the go here. hahaha. Mad because squirrels are over populated. Dear god run now.


    She is pretty and laid back but it's just the complete disregard for animal lives that bothers me....
  • lawandfitness
    lawandfitness Posts: 1,257 Member
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    Escloflowne wrote: »
    TrainingToBePerfect wrote: »
    Too much stuff on the go here. hahaha. Mad because squirrels are over populated. Dear god run now.


    She is pretty and laid back but it's just the complete disregard for animal lives that bothers me...

    Dude, I would be bothered as well. Killing animals is a gateway to her killing you :| hahaha
  • nilbogger
    nilbogger Posts: 870 Member
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    wolverine66 wrote: »
    when making a decision ask yourself "which one will lead me to more sex?" and then go with that.

    Yup. Just put up with her crap until prostitution becomes legal.

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