Be honest... you've pooped yourself, haven't you.

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  • soxobsessed
    soxobsessed Posts: 130 Member
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    Last year, after my first half marathon. Never had an issue with running before but I usually run then head right home and go so I never noticed I guess. Finished the half, BF couldn't remember where he parked, got too far away from the portapotties and yeah **** happened. My bf and I had only been dating about 3 months but he got me into the woods, found some napkins helped me clean up and even had a spare pair of pants for me. He's a keeper
  • dlionsmane
    dlionsmane Posts: 672 Member
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    All I'm gonna say is one bathroom apartment, daughter in the shower, trash can in the kitchen... yeah, that happened.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Last year, after my first half marathon. Never had an issue with running before but I usually run then head right home and go so I never noticed I guess. Finished the half, BF couldn't remember where he parked, got too far away from the portapotties and yeah **** happened. My bf and I had only been dating about 3 months but he got me into the woods, found some napkins helped me clean up and even had a spare pair of pants for me. He's a keeper

    Never let that one go. In fact, propose... now.
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
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    The last time I made enchiladas, I found a lower calorie sauce and tossed the whole can on, and then proceeded to eat all four enchiladas. On my way home from college that night, I felt like I needed to fart. And, well....

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  • neveragain84
    neveragain84 Posts: 534 Member
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    Since my confession years ago, I have had more and more people PM me with their "Oops, I pooped my pants/bed/significant other" stories.

    You don't need to tell your story, but let's just consider this an informal poll. How many of you, as full grown adults, have accidentally done dookies in an involuntary, inappropriate place?


    ETA: Stories are of course welcome, however!!

    The "significant other" part disturbs me.
  • justal313
    justal313 Posts: 1,375 Member
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    as a runner I can say never trust a fart after 3 miles.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    jferg70 wrote: »

    Remind me never to run long distance!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    usmcmp wrote: »
    Okay I will tell one of my pooping stories.

    In 2012 I signed myself and my kids up for a 5k. It was a fun run/walk. They were super excited about it and I was too until I came down with the stomach flu the night before. That morning I told my kids that there is no way we could make it. We had to drive 30 minutes to the parking location, take a bus another 20 minutes to the starting point, and be there at least 30 minutes early. That's almost 3 hours before I would have access to a bathroom.

    They cried when they heard that we wouldn't be going. Of course the mommy guilt set in and I decided to just clench my cheeks and go. Everything went fine for the drive and ride, but as we stood at the starting line I began to sweat. It was fall, so people knew something was wrong with me when I ripped off my jacket to show a soaked t-shirt. My stomach started making horrible noises and people moved further away. I decided I HAD to find a porta-potty IMMEDIATELY! Suddenly the starting gun went off and the crowd swept us down the street.

    Every step was excruciating to my swollen stomach and my clenched butt cheeks. At the first mile marker my body had enough and just decided to let go. I'll spare the details, but the sweater wrapped around my waist did nothing to disguise what happened. We finished the long slow 3.2 mile walk, grabbed a breakfast bag and hobbled to the bus to go to our car. The stench and the whispers were enough to make me want to die.

    We survived and I will never forget my kids' first 5k.

    Holy crap! I never saw this before. I want to hug you (from a distance).

  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    I don't know how I missed this when it was started originally. These stories are frickin' hilarious! Mine's not that funny. I was on my way to work, driving my husband's Tahoe, and I had a horrible pain in my stomach. I thought, if I just farted, I would feel soooo much better. Thank God for leather seats!
  • SusanL222
    SusanL222 Posts: 585 Member
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    Shouldnt this thread be titled?:

    A guide to get you started on your path to Poopypants

    FTW!