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Mangle a Song Lyric
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issues. I'm lactose intolerant
Just shoot for the stars if it feels right and aim0 -
..on the lactose intolerance.
What doesn't kill me makes me...0 -
Wish I was dead.
I am the eye in the0 -
...tower of Barad-Dur, but you can call me Sauron.
Don't go for second best, baby...0 -
Do or do not, there is no try.
Close your eyes and I'll .....0 -
Give you a wedgie.
Shake it up...0 -
and lick it off
If I should stay, I would only......0 -
sleep.
If you leave me now,0 -
... Don't let door knob hit ya, where the good lord split ya.
Now I wanna be your ...0 -
...love slave.
If you're lost, you can look, and you will find me....0 -
On Map Quest.
Imagine all the people0 -
...in just their underwear
If I had a hammer, I'd ______0 -
get around to fixing the dodgy shelf.
It's not over tonight, just give me one more chance to...0 -
... beat Raiden and use my "finish him" move.
I may be bad, but I'm perfectly....0 -
Hard?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was....0 -
smart, talented & rich?
All the other kids with their....0 -
Straight parents
"Signed, sealed, delivered......"0 -
I'm on the elliptical.
I'm so fancy...0 -
...I've got an electric kettle.
Better run, better run, faster than my....0 -
dire gastric pyrotechnics...
I would do anything for love, but I won't...0 -
get off the couch.
you are not alone in this, together we will stand and we'll...0 -
eat a salad with light dressing.
I don't want anybody else, when I think about you...0 -
...I cut myself
What doesn't kill you makes you wish0 -
...you hadn't decided to eat it.
That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight...0 -
... I can't believe I got busted again.
Whenever I fall at your feet....0 -
...I wonder why you have such awful taste in shoes.
Why do birds suddenly appear...0 -
anytime i have beer?
i fell into a burning....0 -
...thing of wire
Wanted Dead Or...........0 -
"So you wanna play with my cheek...boy do you know what you're fallin' for..." - I'm guessing she (Katy Perry) is talking about her booty cheek.0
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boy do you know what you're fallin' for... ''cuz there are no refunds in the game of love!
I once had a girl, or should I say, she ....0
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