Why did you dump the person above you?
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She wouldn't let me rub the lotion on her skin and give her the hose again0
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She was always talking about "The Hose" I didnt know what she meant and I got scared!0
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Obviously because she was afraid of the hose.0
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He liked the hose a little too much and wouldn't share0
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She was always trying to share funforsports hose!0
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she thought green wasn't my color!0
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Sleeping on the ground under the stars didn't provide proper "facilities"0
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he wanted me to move to the mountains and live an all natural lifestyle. Including raising our own sheep for wool to make into clothes, having our own greenhouse, underground bunker and eating only what the earth provided. I was like..,um...can I bring my Iphone?0
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That profile picture has a story. I woke up this morning to her standing over me w/a knife, taking a picture. You just can't see the knife in the frame.0
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She didn't like when I stared at her creepily.0
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she does far too much creepy staring, and i'm just a paranoid person like that.0
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He got all creeped out when I'd lovingly gaze at him!0
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she thought lovingly gazing at me was hovering above me at 3 am, heavily breathing and staring while i was sleeping. lol0
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He didnt call 911 when I woke up in the middle of the night gasping for air! I couldn't tell him what was going on so I tried to with my eyes. I almost died! You'd think with his experience he would have figured it out!!!0
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She had Munchausen syndrome, and didn't believe me and wouldn't seek help. lol0
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He had munchhausen by proxy...0
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I think he's right! Kisuke probably had a pillow over my face before I woke gasping for air! He didn't call 911 because he wanted me to praise him for saving me. Too bad it backfired on him!
On the other hand, I loved him and dumped Fvaisey for turning in Kisuke!0 -
johnmurphymfp wrote: »Can't dump her, haven't had dinner yet... Italian?
Perfect!! A little BYOB place by the river!!
I dumped WM because he wouldnt take me there!!!
Sounds great, when shall we go?
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Because I kept stealing all the covers.0
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