Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • _tam_
    _tam_ Posts: 257
    She wouldn't let me rub the lotion on her skin and give her the hose again
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always talking about "The Hose" I didnt know what she meant and I got scared!
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Obviously because she was afraid of the hose.
  • _tam_
    _tam_ Posts: 257
    He liked the hose a little too much and wouldn't share
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always trying to share funforsports hose! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    she thought green wasn't my color!
  • nadnerb61
    nadnerb61 Posts: 248 Member
    Sleeping on the ground under the stars didn't provide proper "facilities"
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    he wanted me to move to the mountains and live an all natural lifestyle. Including raising our own sheep for wool to make into clothes, having our own greenhouse, underground bunker and eating only what the earth provided. I was like..,um...can I bring my Iphone?
  • JazzFischer1989
    JazzFischer1989 Posts: 531 Member
    That profile picture has a story. I woke up this morning to her standing over me w/a knife, taking a picture. You just can't see the knife in the frame.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She didn't like when I stared at her creepily.
  • Kisuke30
    Kisuke30 Posts: 668 Member
    she does far too much creepy staring, and i'm just a paranoid person like that.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He got all creeped out when I'd lovingly gaze at him!
  • Kisuke30
    Kisuke30 Posts: 668 Member
    she thought lovingly gazing at me was hovering above me at 3 am, heavily breathing and staring while i was sleeping. lol
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He didnt call 911 when I woke up in the middle of the night gasping for air! I couldn't tell him what was going on so I tried to with my eyes. I almost died! You'd think with his experience he would have figured it out!!!
  • Kisuke30
    Kisuke30 Posts: 668 Member
    She had Munchausen syndrome, and didn't believe me and wouldn't seek help. lol
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
    He had munchhausen by proxy...
  • Kisuke30
    Kisuke30 Posts: 668 Member
    Fvaisey wrote: »
    He had munchhausen by proxy...

    well played. lol
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I think he's right! Kisuke probably had a pillow over my face before I woke gasping for air! He didn't call 911 because he wanted me to praise him for saving me. Too bad it backfired on him! :astonished:

    On the other hand, I loved him and dumped Fvaisey for turning in Kisuke!
  • johnmurphymfp
    johnmurphymfp Posts: 2,590 Member
    paws3515 wrote: »
    johnmurphymfp wrote: »
    Can't dump her, haven't had dinner yet... Italian?

    Perfect!! A little BYOB place by the river!!

    I dumped WM because he wouldnt take me there!!!

    Sounds great, when shall we go?

  • johnmurphymfp
    johnmurphymfp Posts: 2,590 Member
    Because I kept stealing all the covers.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was such a thief! He kept stealing the covers to all of the books in the library and I ended up having to turn him in to Mr. Bookman the Library Police!
  • johnmurphymfp
    johnmurphymfp Posts: 2,590 Member
    because she wouldn't visit me in the pokie.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I was appalled when he kept saying "Pokie", How was I supposed to know what he meant?
  • johnmurphymfp
    johnmurphymfp Posts: 2,590 Member
    You called the Library Police and they threw me in to pokie. lol. She broke up because she refused to bake a file in a cake.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    The last time I tried to help him escape I ended up getting shot at and was in a high speed chase with the police! Needless to say, I ended up in the Pokie too!
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  • johnmurphymfp
    johnmurphymfp Posts: 2,590 Member
    Because after I got finger printed, I grab her butt... oh btw... she was wearing white pants.
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    He never gave me the "D"
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  • N2Couture
    N2Couture Posts: 2,762 Member
    She was sharing her selfieswith John, never me. :'(
  • borst13
    borst13 Posts: 1,826 Member
    She found it amusing to slap me across the *kitten* with lunch meat....I was not amused
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