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  • RyanMatthewHarrell
    RyanMatthewHarrell Posts: 267
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    How to Kill a Vampire. I bought the DVD in a Wal-Mart for like a buck (so I'm not necessarily complaining) but I'm pretty sure someone shot the whole thing in their neighborhood with a handy cam and that would've been alright if the acting and story weren't god-awful and even that would have been quirky and a bit esoteric if it hadn't been three and a half hours long.

    tl;dr Vampire makes a cup of hot tea out of a used tampon.
  • bennettinfinity
    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
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    shortntall1 wrote: »
    Popeye with Robin Williams

    With only of a couple notable exceptions (where his roles were more restrained), I felt this way about almost every Robin Williams movie. I don't dispute the man's talent, I'm sure my expectations were more to blame than anything.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    Wait... It may have been Tremors 2 that I hated. Which one of them was the one where they used remote controlled cars with bombs attached?
  • jasonmh630
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    JustinAnimal wrote: »
    ellechim1 wrote: »
    Starship Troopers

    And Starship Troopers? That's gotta be one of the best awful movies ever! "We can ill afford another Klendathu!"

    Surprisingly, I liked Starship Troopers in a "God, this is so awful it's good" kind of way.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
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    Dune and The Blair Witch Project
  • micheleld73
    micheleld73 Posts: 914 Member
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    njitaliana wrote: »
    JulieGirl58 wrote: »
    Chariots of Fire and Children of a Lesser God

    Everyone talked up Chariots of Fire like it was fabulous. Then, we went to see it and just said, "That was what everyone liked??" I didn't hate it, but I didn't get what people liked. Still don't.

    That's how I felt about Ghostbusters.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    I keep seeing "Starship Troopers" and thinking "Super Troopers". Farva was one of my best friends in High School (also known for Ron Wilson bus driver on Sky High, Landfill on BeerFest, and Ted Mosby Porn Star on HIMYM)
  • micheleld73
    micheleld73 Posts: 914 Member
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    MyaPapaya75 wrote: »
    Lucy.....and I don't care how hot Scarlet is

    So totally agree...very disappointing!
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
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    The Happening
    All Spiderman Movies
    The Avengers
    The Godfather
  • cosmiqrust
    cosmiqrust Posts: 214 Member
    edited November 2014
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    transformers: revenge of the fallen. like... all the other movies had redeemable qualities imo, but that one was just all bad. i read that they didn't even have the script finished when they started making it, they just kind of slapped together half of one in a couple weeks and made things up as they went. not surprising.

    any nick sparks movie makes it on my sh*tlist too for having about the same level of detail and creativity applied to their graphic design, repeating the same story over and over, and making ryan gosling some kind of mega-dream when he's basic at best.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    The Devil Inside was pretty bad!
  • MarziPanda95
    MarziPanda95 Posts: 1,326 Member
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    District 9. I got so bored of it halfway through, though I did finish it like a year later. The only thing I liked about it was that it's one of the only alien films not set in the US. Like seriously, the US isn't even that big and aliens would not choose there to invade first without reason. They'd go for a nice big country like Russia or China or India. Or in this case, if crash landing, they'd be more likely to crash land either in water or in Africa or Russia somewhere.
    Either way, District 9 still bored me terribly. Signs was pretty bad, too. Full of plot holes. And don't kill me, but I didn't like The Hunger Games. But then again I stopped liking the books around the same time, too. Also, Frozen is extremely overrated and I've come to dislike it quite a lot for various reasons.
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
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    Oh more!

    Ghost Rider
    Water World
  • bennettinfinity
    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
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    HeidiCooksSupper wrote: »
    "Prospero's Books" -- John Gielgud in his late 80s in the nude. Much of the movie shot at crotch level.

    "Comes a Horseman" -- So bad that in a first run theater the first time we all had seen it, the audience started to say the lines before the actors. Jason Robards & Jane Fonda in a classically bad perils-of-Pauline struggle.

    "Missouri Breaks" -- Marlon Brando & Jack Nicholson are cowboys in the old west. Brando starts to rise out of the bathtub to let Nicholson shoot him in the back and the waistband of his modern Jockeys rises out of the bubbles with him. One of the more interesting scenes in the movie.

    "Picnic at Hanging Rock," "Greystoke: the Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes," the list is endless ...

    I can say that I didn't like Picnic at Hanging Rock, but I thought it was a good premise. I remember feeling disappointed after it was over... a little like WTF? After a few months had passed, I made myself watch it a second time - and felt exactly the same way. I'm sure I'll never watch it again, but it seemed like there was a good movie in there somewhere.
  • bennettinfinity
    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
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    I'll add Mulholland Drive, but I think that's just because I'm not smart enough to 'get' David Lynch movies.
  • dieter1200
    dieter1200 Posts: 56 Member
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    Vanilla Sky, it was bad then it kept having fake endings. I just wanted it to end and it lasted over 2 hours.
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
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    jasonmh630 wrote: »
    Wait... It may have been Tremors 2 that I hated. Which one of them was the one where they used remote controlled cars with bombs attached?

    Did you know they made FOUR of them?! I was bored and I don't even what number it was, saw it... had flying monsters in that one. Horrible movie. Original Tremors was good tho.
  • fitfabforties
    fitfabforties Posts: 370 Member
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    Cloud Atlas and Noah......the worst two movies I have ever seen.....I only made it through an hour of Cloud Atlas....I could not follow that movie to save my life....I only watched all of Noah because I was in the movie theatre with a date and I thought it would be rude to get up and leave....turns out I should have because he was wishing he could do the same thing too.....lol
  • daj150
    daj150 Posts: 815 Member
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    10,000 BC and 2012
  • JeriAnne84
    JeriAnne84 Posts: 543 Member
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    bennettinfinity wrote: »
    I'll add Mulholland Drive, but I think that's just because I'm not smart enough to 'get' David Lynch movies.

    I'm with you there. My boyfriend loves David Lynch movies. He's made me watch a few. I sat there wondering what the hell was going on.

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