Funny fitness misconceptions by people just starting out

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  • SteveEighty
    SteveEighty Posts: 21 Member
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    It always amazes me the number of "misconceptions" that people seem to have when it comes to losing weight. Most of them are just pathetic excuses not to get on with it. I used to be like that too.
  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 10,017 Member
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    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    fatcity66 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    "Muscle weighs more than fat." I hate when people say that. Since when does 5lbs not equal 5lbs? Weight is not same as density.

    Semantics. The point of "muscle weighs more than fat" isn't that "a pound isn't a pound." That would be ridiculous. The point is that it doesn't take as much muscle (by volume) to make a pound as it does fat.
    Trying to argue that muscle doesn't weigh more than fat is overcomplicating the issue. No one would pitch a fit if I said iron weighs more than jello.

    Of course, a pound of water and a pound of whipped cream weigh the same but a gallon of water and a gallon of whipped cream do not. Likewise, a square inch of muscle is heavier than a square inch of fat.

    And yes, weight and density are not the same. Nor are density and mass the same. Nor are mass and volume the same. However, density does determine the amount of mass in a given volume which determines the weight of the object/material. Thus weight is dependent on density.

    Whenever I see someone argue this point, I think, "If you want to sound dumb, by all means, keep saying that muscle weighs more than fat." *sigh*

    And I always think, "If you want to sound dumb, by all means, say that a pound of muscle weighs the same as a pound of fat...because, duh. We all know that."

    But seriously, muscle is more dense, thus it weighs more per square inch. Three square inches of muscle weighs more than three square inches of fat. That's exactly what everyone means when they say muscle weighs more than fat and everyone knows that that's what they mean.
    Not everyone, alas. Muscle is about 17% more dense than fat if memory serve me.

  • TopazCutie
    TopazCutie Posts: 386 Member
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    People who think being a vegetarian automatically makes someone healthy and fit. No, just no. I went out for wings last night and my vegetarian co-worker ordered a huge platter of fried stuff. eVERY SINGLE THING was fried. I was like wow!
  • TopazCutie
    TopazCutie Posts: 386 Member
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    The "You're not losing, because you're not eating enough". On what planet does this make sense?

    Maybe they want people to lose weight slower. Misery loves company. Lol joking
  • votick
    votick Posts: 77 Member
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    "I'm already skinny so I don't ever need to exercise, my body is fit and healthy etc etc..."
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    sofaking6 wrote: »
    "If I start threads about how stupid other people are, I will look really really smart and everyone will like me"

    Or threads about how mean everyone is.
  • perseverance14
    perseverance14 Posts: 1,364 Member
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    I can't eat anymore than (some ridiculously low amount of calories like 800-1200) or I gain.
  • Wronkletoad
    Wronkletoad Posts: 368 Member
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    "everybody means X when [silly folks wisdom point is ridiculously false]"

    cuz, you know, sasquatsch!!!!!
  • MeanderingMammal
    MeanderingMammal Posts: 7,866 Member
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    Walking fast is HIIT

    HIIT is meaningful for otherwise untrained individuals

    HRMs are the answer to understanding how many calories one expended

    X is the "One True Way (tm)"

    Afterburn...
  • LolBroScience
    LolBroScience Posts: 4,537 Member
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    TopazCutie wrote: »
    People who think being a vegetarian automatically makes someone healthy and fit. No, just no. I went out for wings last night and my vegetarian co-worker ordered a huge platter of fried stuff. eVERY SINGLE THING was fried. I was like wow!

    People who food shame
  • CodeMonkey78
    CodeMonkey78 Posts: 320 Member
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    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    fatcity66 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    "Muscle weighs more than fat." I hate when people say that. Since when does 5lbs not equal 5lbs? Weight is not same as density.

    Semantics. The point of "muscle weighs more than fat" isn't that "a pound isn't a pound." That would be ridiculous. The point is that it doesn't take as much muscle (by volume) to make a pound as it does fat.
    Trying to argue that muscle doesn't weigh more than fat is overcomplicating the issue. No one would pitch a fit if I said iron weighs more than jello.

    Of course, a pound of water and a pound of whipped cream weigh the same but a gallon of water and a gallon of whipped cream do not. Likewise, a square inch of muscle is heavier than a square inch of fat.

    And yes, weight and density are not the same. Nor are density and mass the same. Nor are mass and volume the same. However, density does determine the amount of mass in a given volume which determines the weight of the object/material. Thus weight is dependent on density.

    Whenever I see someone argue this point, I think, "If you want to sound dumb, by all means, keep saying that muscle weighs more than fat." *sigh*

    And I always think, "If you want to sound dumb, by all means, say that a pound of muscle weighs the same as a pound of fat...because, duh. We all know that."

    But seriously, muscle is more dense, thus it weighs more per square inch. Three square inches of muscle weighs more than three square inches of fat. That's exactly what everyone means when they say muscle weighs more than fat and everyone knows that that's what they mean.

    This isn't necessary semantics, it's physics -- and cannot be assumed. You assume that everyone understands that someone who is quite muscular can actually weigh more than a larger person who is out of shape.

    With respect to body size and composition, a lot of people only see that "smaller must equal lighter". By definition, this is why density and volume MUST be included (mass = density * volume).

    The same applies to why "mass" does not equal "weight". Weight is a force vector refelcting gravity's effect on the mass of an object.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
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    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    fatcity66 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    "Muscle weighs more than fat." I hate when people say that. Since when does 5lbs not equal 5lbs? Weight is not same as density.

    Semantics. The point of "muscle weighs more than fat" isn't that "a pound isn't a pound." That would be ridiculous. The point is that it doesn't take as much muscle (by volume) to make a pound as it does fat.
    Trying to argue that muscle doesn't weigh more than fat is overcomplicating the issue. No one would pitch a fit if I said iron weighs more than jello.

    Of course, a pound of water and a pound of whipped cream weigh the same but a gallon of water and a gallon of whipped cream do not. Likewise, a square inch of muscle is heavier than a square inch of fat.

    And yes, weight and density are not the same. Nor are density and mass the same. Nor are mass and volume the same. However, density does determine the amount of mass in a given volume which determines the weight of the object/material. Thus weight is dependent on density.

    Whenever I see someone argue this point, I think, "If you want to sound dumb, by all means, keep saying that muscle weighs more than fat." *sigh*

    And I always think, "If you want to sound dumb, by all means, say that a pound of muscle weighs the same as a pound of fat...because, duh. We all know that."

    But seriously, muscle is more dense, thus it weighs more per square inch. Three square inches of muscle weighs more than three square inches of fat. That's exactly what everyone means when they say muscle weighs more than fat and everyone knows that that's what they mean.

    lol.

    It's dangerous to assume people are as smart or smarter than they claim to be.
  • Paix_Amour
    Paix_Amour Posts: 34 Member
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    "Pop isn't bad for you if it's diet..." This is a personal favourite. I hate pop altogether. lol
  • CodeMonkey78
    CodeMonkey78 Posts: 320 Member
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    Let's see.. I laugh at:

    - Detox/Cleanse
    - Jumpstart
    - Starvation Mode
    - "You're not eating enough!"
    - Arbitrary 1,200 and 1,500 Calorie per day estimates
    - Crossfit
    - Plateau
    - Stalled metabolism
    - Magic pills
    - Fad diets
    - Dr. Oz and anything that he recommends
    - "Quit eating carbs!"
    - You HAVE to go Paleo, Vegan, Vegetarian, etc. b/c it's the only way!
    - Muscle weighs more than fat

    I'm know there are more, but that's what immediately comes to mind.
  • Lourdesong
    Lourdesong Posts: 1,492 Member
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    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    fatcity66 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    "Muscle weighs more than fat." I hate when people say that. Since when does 5lbs not equal 5lbs? Weight is not same as density.

    Semantics. The point of "muscle weighs more than fat" isn't that "a pound isn't a pound." That would be ridiculous. The point is that it doesn't take as much muscle (by volume) to make a pound as it does fat.
    Trying to argue that muscle doesn't weigh more than fat is overcomplicating the issue. No one would pitch a fit if I said iron weighs more than jello.

    Of course, a pound of water and a pound of whipped cream weigh the same but a gallon of water and a gallon of whipped cream do not. Likewise, a square inch of muscle is heavier than a square inch of fat.

    And yes, weight and density are not the same. Nor are density and mass the same. Nor are mass and volume the same. However, density does determine the amount of mass in a given volume which determines the weight of the object/material. Thus weight is dependent on density.

    Whenever I see someone argue this point, I think, "If you want to sound dumb, by all means, keep saying that muscle weighs more than fat." *sigh*

    And I always think, "If you want to sound dumb, by all means, say that a pound of muscle weighs the same as a pound of fat...because, duh. We all know that."

    But seriously, muscle is more dense, thus it weighs more per square inch. Three square inches of muscle weighs more than three square inches of fat. That's exactly what everyone means when they say muscle weighs more than fat and everyone knows that that's what they mean.

    This isn't necessary semantics, it's physics -- and cannot be assumed. You assume that everyone understands that someone who is quite muscular can actually weigh more than a larger person who is out of shape.

    With respect to body size and composition, a lot of people only see that "smaller must equal lighter". By definition, this is why density and volume MUST be included (mass = density * volume).

    The same applies to why "mass" does not equal "weight". Weight is a force vector refelcting gravity's effect on the mass of an object.

    I think it's quite safe to be charitable and assume that when someone says that muscle weighs more than fat, that their point isn't "one pound of muscle weighs more than one pound of fat, derpty-doo derpy derp"
    Because... what's to be gleaned from such a statement? Why would anyone say something like that, what would be the point?
    The charitable interpretation of "muscle weighs more than fat", on the other hand, is sensible and has a point and contributes something worthwhile to the conversation.

    Anyone can sound like a drooling idiot if you interpret whatever they say in the most uncharitable manner possible.

  • kommodevaran
    kommodevaran Posts: 17,890 Member
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    The misconceptions are funny, but they're often held by long time dieters, not only beginners, and that's sad. Having to diet for decades, as a logical consequence of those misconceptions, is sad too.
  • CodeMonkey78
    CodeMonkey78 Posts: 320 Member
    edited December 2014
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    Lourdesong wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    fatcity66 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    "Muscle weighs more than fat." I hate when people say that. Since when does 5lbs not equal 5lbs? Weight is not same as density.

    Semantics. The point of "muscle weighs more than fat" isn't that "a pound isn't a pound." That would be ridiculous. The point is that it doesn't take as much muscle (by volume) to make a pound as it does fat.
    Trying to argue that muscle doesn't weigh more than fat is overcomplicating the issue. No one would pitch a fit if I said iron weighs more than jello.

    Of course, a pound of water and a pound of whipped cream weigh the same but a gallon of water and a gallon of whipped cream do not. Likewise, a square inch of muscle is heavier than a square inch of fat.

    And yes, weight and density are not the same. Nor are density and mass the same. Nor are mass and volume the same. However, density does determine the amount of mass in a given volume which determines the weight of the object/material. Thus weight is dependent on density.

    Whenever I see someone argue this point, I think, "If you want to sound dumb, by all means, keep saying that muscle weighs more than fat." *sigh*

    And I always think, "If you want to sound dumb, by all means, say that a pound of muscle weighs the same as a pound of fat...because, duh. We all know that."

    But seriously, muscle is more dense, thus it weighs more per square inch. Three square inches of muscle weighs more than three square inches of fat. That's exactly what everyone means when they say muscle weighs more than fat and everyone knows that that's what they mean.

    This isn't necessary semantics, it's physics -- and cannot be assumed. You assume that everyone understands that someone who is quite muscular can actually weigh more than a larger person who is out of shape.

    With respect to body size and composition, a lot of people only see that "smaller must equal lighter". By definition, this is why density and volume MUST be included (mass = density * volume).

    The same applies to why "mass" does not equal "weight". Weight is a force vector refelcting gravity's effect on the mass of an object.

    I think it's quite safe to be charitable and assume that when someone says that muscle weighs more than fat, that their point isn't "one pound of muscle weighs more than one pound of fat, derpty-doo derpy derp"
    Because... what's to be gleaned from such a statement? Why would anyone say something like that, what would be the point?
    The charitable interpretation of "muscle weighs more than fat", on the other hand, is sensible and has a point and contributes something worthwhile to the conversation.

    Anyone can sound like a drooling idiot if you interpret whatever they say in the most uncharitable manner possible.

    I am not interpreting anything said in an uncharitable manner..

    The topic of this thread is about "people just starting out". By supplying misinformation to someone at their beginning, who may be uninformed, how does this possibly contribute anything worthwhile to the conversation?

    It cannot. It is illogical.

    It would be the same as if I told you that: if you drop a feather and a bowling ball from the same height, at the same time, they would both hit the ground at the same time -- without mentioning that both objects would have to be in a vaccuum for this to happen.
  • katieca123
    katieca123 Posts: 70 Member
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    "I HAVE to eat 1200 calories per day to lose weight even though it's way too far below my BMR/TDEE, I'm working out a buttload, and I have no other health issues."
    This was me when I first started haha. I ended up losing more weight eating more calories
  • Kalikel
    Kalikel Posts: 9,626 Member
    edited December 2014
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    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    fatcity66 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    "Muscle weighs more than fat." I hate when people say that. Since when does 5lbs not equal 5lbs? Weight is not same as density.

    Semantics. The point of "muscle weighs more than fat" isn't that "a pound isn't a pound." That would be ridiculous. The point is that it doesn't take as much muscle (by volume) to make a pound as it does fat.
    Trying to argue that muscle doesn't weigh more than fat is overcomplicating the issue. No one would pitch a fit if I said iron weighs more than jello.

    Of course, a pound of water and a pound of whipped cream weigh the same but a gallon of water and a gallon of whipped cream do not. Likewise, a square inch of muscle is heavier than a square inch of fat.

    And yes, weight and density are not the same. Nor are density and mass the same. Nor are mass and volume the same. However, density does determine the amount of mass in a given volume which determines the weight of the object/material. Thus weight is dependent on density.

    Whenever I see someone argue this point, I think, "If you want to sound dumb, by all means, keep saying that muscle weighs more than fat." *sigh*

    And I always think, "If you want to sound dumb, by all means, say that a pound of muscle weighs the same as a pound of fat...because, duh. We all know that."

    But seriously, muscle is more dense, thus it weighs more per square inch. Three square inches of muscle weighs more than three square inches of fat. That's exactly what everyone means when they say muscle weighs more than fat and everyone knows that that's what they mean.

    This isn't necessary semantics, it's physics -- and cannot be assumed. You assume that everyone understands that someone who is quite muscular can actually weigh more than a larger person who is out of shape.

    With respect to body size and composition, a lot of people only see that "smaller must equal lighter". By definition, this is why density and volume MUST be included (mass = density * volume).

    The same applies to why "mass" does not equal "weight". Weight is a force vector refelcting gravity's effect on the mass of an object.
    Should we also discuss where we are? Should we all start adding the words, "On the planet Earth..." to all statements discussing weight?

    Maybe we should just get congress to pass a law saying that nobody can say they're losing weight, since it isn't really accurate.

    UPS and the post office will have to find new terms for how they charge.

    Just outlaw the word so that nobody is, in the most technical sense, ever using inappropriate terminology. Because Egads, Mildred! Can't have that!

    Or we could just let it go, since everyone knows what everyone is saying.
  • Aviva92
    Aviva92 Posts: 2,333 Member
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    The people who claim they can't eat anywhere near 1200 calories b/c they get too full. Do they not realize they were most likely eating way above that to gain weight in the first place?

    bugs me when people keep saying this. when someone changes their diet to include healthy nutritionally dense foods with less calories and cut out the carbs, it IS more difficult to get to 1200 calories. you get full on less. just a fact. why does this bother people so much? they aren't making it up. sure if they put the crap back into their diet, it will be super easy to reach 1200 calories and more, but that isn't the best idea.