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  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    Jamaica is beautiful.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    When cutting wood, a branch to the face is NOT better than a swift kick in the @$$
  • Feistycat
    Feistycat Posts: 12,868 Member
    My eyes are so tired, but I'm loving my book!
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
    The holidays are so over...
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    I seriously hate cold weather, I am not sure I can survive the next few months. Winter sucks.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Someone get me a hammer >:O
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
    Hammer time?
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    therealblackdahlia wrote: »
    Hammer time?

    Ya got one? Gimme, plz. Needed immediately.
  • fearlessleader104
    fearlessleader104 Posts: 723 Member
    I'm destined for a life of being fat
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    fearlessleader104 wrote: »
    I'm destined for a life of being fat

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    I strongly disagree with your statement. Looks like you're going slow and steady. Keep at it, no defeatist attitude, please :)
    YOU GOT THIS!!!!
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
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  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    My dieting dog is getting desparate. He's digging up buried treats. How do they remember where they bury stuff?!
  • dredrake1
    dredrake1 Posts: 47 Member
    Why isn't "It was for a Klondike bar" a legal defense?
  • strwbry74
    strwbry74 Posts: 1,728 Member
    edited December 2014
    Seat warmers = Good things!
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  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    I need to put some socks on. My toes are so cold.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    edited December 2014
    If you get pulled over by a State Trooper, and he asks you "Do you know why I pulled you over?", the WRONG answer is "Depends. How long have you been following me?"
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I know this sounds sick but, it's kinda nice being back to work today.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    ^^^ Love ya, but seek help ;)
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Mama's and the Papa's lyrics running through my head:
    Monday, Monday, can't trust that day
    Monday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
    Oh, Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
    Oh, Monday, Monday, how could you leave and not take me?
  • Archerychickge
    Archerychickge Posts: 606 Member
    If ScentLoc suits (for hunting) keep deer from being able to smell you, why can I still smell my own farts when I'm wearing it?
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    Glynn20 wrote: »
    I know this sounds sick but, it's kinda nice being back to work today.

    I'm sick too! I almost skipped happily to work this morning. Last week of the year and all my year-end projects are almost behind me. Woo hoo!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Do you know anyone who is EXACTLY your type, but he or she won't give you the time of day? How frustrating is that?!?!?!?!?
  • SativaMad
    SativaMad Posts: 171 Member
    Ants.. I hate Ants!!!
  • Old_Man_McGucket
    Old_Man_McGucket Posts: 310 Member
    Glynn20 wrote: »
    I know this sounds sick but, it's kinda nice being back to work today.

    @Glynn @mygnsac‌ I'm with you two. Also ready for New Year's to be over and settle back into a routine.

  • Old_Man_McGucket
    Old_Man_McGucket Posts: 310 Member
    Dear Asia,

    There's this thing called radar. It can't be that expensive; Libya has it.

    Thanks,
    Residents of the other 6 Continents.
  • Archerychickge
    Archerychickge Posts: 606 Member
    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    Do you know anyone who is EXACTLY your type, but he or she won't give you the time of day? How frustrating is that?!?!?!?!?

    Nice to know...
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    SativaMad wrote: »
    Ants.. I hate Ants!!!

    Give em something tasty and poisonous to carry back to the nest!
  • AnthonyThrashD
    AnthonyThrashD Posts: 306 Member
    It's weird how near death and near life experiences are a like. Imagine a sperm telling his buddies "And at the end of the tunnel...was a GIANT BALL, and I mysteriously felt drawn to it"

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