We broke up because...
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She was too quiet.0
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he talked over me, sorry that my voice is soft.0
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she always burnt my toast0
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He hated my cooking and always complained!0
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She is too sensitive0
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Shes too rough, bruises all over my body. Hugs are meant to be gentle.0
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Her hugs were too gentle. Her arms would slip off of me if I were to walk away.0
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Kept walking away from me when I was trying to be affectionate.0
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He was obsessed with wearing oil all over0
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The naughty teacher look concealed someone who was way too freaky for me!0
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She likes them freaky0
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they replaced my lenses with clear ones .... they used to laugh when I walked into doors0
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She always thought that there were two of me!0
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She didn't let me laugh when she walked into doors. I did replace her lenses; it didn't help.0
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he took my glasses0
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She was too young and too cute. I had to take her glasses after the beer goggles wore off so she couldn't see me.0
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he was always looking for arm candy0
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She sees herself as arm candy . . .0
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I'm too old for him. He likes them young0
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She likes them older, like in a rest home older.0
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I'm not the one who is dating one.0
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I said that all I wanted for Christmas is for her to give me a hand more often, she gave me this!
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she tried photoshoping my head on there0
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She was such a book worm. I need more than books in my bed...0
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She yelled at me when I tried to play her a romantic bassoon song that I wrote for her0
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Because she is tone deaf and insists on playing a bassoon0
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he likes cats0
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Lets the cat pick out what we watch on tv.0
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I said I wanted a BALLOON for my birthday!0
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