We broke up because...

assthetikk

he had better hair than me and i got jealous

lisalips30

i always beat him at arm wrestling

Sweetsluv

She beat up my boh frand

assthetikk

emasculated me on a daily basis..my sperm count dropped to half

jasonmh630

He was too intimidated by my hotness...

LOLZ

Sweetsluv

Kept mistaking me for @assthetikk‌
My guns are waaaay bigger

lisalips30

@sweetsluv we broke up?

Denziee

she refused to put cheese on the pasta bake. who likes a cheeseless pasta bake?!

ilfaith

She insisted I sing "The Lady In Red" every time she entered the room

Vegas_Don

Because she got all the attention

Stoshew71

Her career as a professional bikini model got in the way of our relationship

ObsessedMonster

He outran me

assthetikk

was saving herself for marriage...i couldnt bear the torture

Stoshew71

She was too obsessive

1Hunie

I wasn't active enough!

lisalips30

much more athletic than i was, i could not keep up

mizzzc

Always pondering about the meaning of life

goldnfoxy

He would not get another tattoo

ironrat79

she left me in the dust

1Hunie

He took too many selfies

lisalips30

i wanted to wear his hats all the time

liveyenna

She looked so much cuter in dresses than me and I got jealous.

keith0373

She expected a horse... And I'm more of a Shetland pony.

Vegas_Don

because she gets jealousover the smallest thing

1Hunie

He wouldn't tell me who this woman in his picture is

the_alexorcist

Too happy

Stoshew71

I was just a rebound.

Spnneil06

Because she was dating someone else too.

KelARita7

I don't know, she won't tell me.

assthetikk

she finally changed her pic and caught me ofguard