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  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    He wanted to cuddle with the hat on.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    She would never visit me in that state up north
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He never really had feelings for me, and refused to get his I <3 Glynn removed from his bum!
  • rikracer1961
    rikracer1961 Posts: 318 Member
    edited January 2015
    kept tryng to tell me what tattoos I could have on my bum!
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    Who said we broke up? It was just an act to throw off the alien invaders.
  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    He kept trying to probe me in all the wrong places. Lol
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She made me keep my hands and fingers to myself!
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    She kept blocking my probes. Sacrifices are necessary in the name of science!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    whenever he wanted to win an argument it was "in the name of science" "we are having chinese food, in the name of science." Got old.
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    She kept calling me Old.
  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    I said his hat was old and wanted to buy him a new one, but you know men...they never listen.
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    19juanita72 wrote: »
    I said his hat was old and wanted to buy him a new one, but you know men...they never listen.

    She kept wanting to buy me a pink hat with feathers. *shudders*
  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    The pink hat was for me...again, not listening.
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    Then why did you ask me to try it on? :open_mouth:
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
    I had to sort through 1500 words to get to the 5 she wanted me to hear . .
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    I kept saying "what?" after every one of her sentences
  • Lazz5k
    Lazz5k Posts: 251 Member
    we broke up because, I found pictures of his ex wife ... when in reality... they're still married :) shes in that picture
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    She wouldn't get into a 3-some with my 'ex'-wife
  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    I chose his ex wife over him.
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
    I was fine with that choice, but she wouldn't let me take pictures of them together.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Turned out I'm not even lesbian, well gave it a good try!
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Turned out I'm not even lesbian, well gave it a good try!

    Most of you are two drinks away from it. Tell the truth!
  • Sweetsluv
    Sweetsluv Posts: 2,260 Member
    He never lied...
  • Lazz5k
    Lazz5k Posts: 251 Member
    keith0373 wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Turned out I'm not even lesbian, well gave it a good try!

    Most of you are two drinks away from it. Tell the truth!

    bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
    She kept trying to feed my wife drinks . . .
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    After two drinks he would parade hot chicks in front of me like a menu, "this one baby?"
  • assthetikk
    assthetikk Posts: 2,014 Member
    no..enough of this...we are not breaking up this easily ;)
  • Sweetsluv
    Sweetsluv Posts: 2,260 Member
    He was too stubborn, and I couldn't touch him!
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    She was always trying to touch other people inappropriately, awkward...
  • barongaston
    barongaston Posts: 109
    she is absolutely beautiful, but she has no inside voice.

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