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We broke up because...
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I liked to wear socks during sex but she disgusted.0
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He wore his sock but not on his feet0
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She thought that sock was birth control. Now I am raising his kid . . .0
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I used them as condoms.0
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I couldn't feel the man under the sock
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It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway . . .
Ok, maybe a Vienna sausage.0 -
She is damn good. ahhhhh0
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Then why did we break up? Lol0
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she said I wasn't letting her get enough sleep
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Good question. LOL 0
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We break up because we like the make up sex. 0
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I should have let her wear the hat. What WAS I thinking!0
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wasn't adventurous enough for my liking0
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I remarry you0
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If only he let me wear the hat. 0
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One man has a hat as a crutch another a sock. . What is a woman to do? Lol0
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She couldn't spot me.0
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His warrior status distracted me0
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He was too pushy.0
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apart from me she slept with all the above guys. that was unbelievable.0
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He thought I was sleeping with other guys when I only thought of him without his sock.0
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She had better hair than me.0
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CharlieMurtagh wrote: »wasn't adventurous enough for my liking
Wait... *I* wasn't adventurous enough? You were the one that freaked out when I showed you the restraints.
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it turns out you have to be celibate if you're going to apply to be the next Pope - who knew?0
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CharlieMurtagh wrote: »wasn't adventurous enough for my liking
Wait... *I* wasn't adventurous enough? You were the one that freaked out when I showed you the restraints.
lmao that was actually meant for the person before u... but tell me more... restraints you were saying....
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CharlieMurtagh wrote: »wasn't adventurous enough for my liking
What did you wanted for me?0 -
She was getting freaky with another guy.0
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Now I feel everyone want to have f*k with me!!!!! what a day.0
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I just wanted one day to cuddle..0
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She said she wanted to cuddle, but she wouldn't sit still.0
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