We broke up because...
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Coz the handcuffs and flogger weren't spicy enough?0
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she kept feeding me0
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told me i was too spicey0
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She wouldn't eat, I love curves on a lady!0
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She wouldn't stop sneezing0
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wouldnt hand me a tissue0
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Apparently I don't post fast enough for her...0
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thinks being fast is a good thing0
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Got pepper juice in my eye0
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didnt like my "wham bam thank you mam!" approach0
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Never knows what I'm thinking...0
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was the 2 pump chump king0
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he was into dudes..so0
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Was one of the 2 pump chump kings servants0
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was always bragging about pumping...where's the motion0
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was proud of things he shouldn't be0
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always had someone following us.0
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took her hat off and ... well that was that0
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she kept asking me why i wore clothes everyday ??0
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Did not hear when I said why do you wear lingerie everyday0
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Wanted to be too emotionally involved0
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was always so quiet..0
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didnt like it when i wore her lingerie0
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hmmm stole my best pants0
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Did not like that he refused to wash after he wore my lingerie0
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Didn't like when I snuck up on her0
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thought everyday was christmas0
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Was such a grinch0
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Just cause I put a bow there doesn't make it Christmas!0
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