We broke up because...
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She needs a trainer0
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I got way too jealous of his daily calorie allowance0
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I eat like a horse0
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I couldn't keep food in the house,he was constantly snacking and I was going broke.0
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because he's hung like one...0
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He was shy when it came to sex.0
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She shared herself with everyone...0
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I started to feel like a third wheel0
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She couldn't keep up with both of us
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He went to Walmart looking like a walmartian0
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Jen dresses me badly!0
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I caught him wearing my high heels0
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She was mad because my legs looked better in the heels!0
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You ate crackers in bed0
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She tied me to it for a month and just left crackers0
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summerhaze71 wrote: »she only wanted to date my bank account
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Wouldn't comb the hair, kept wearing caps0
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She took her gorgeous profile pic down...0
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He didnt like to cuddle afterwards...0
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Because he liked to cuddle a little too much0
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hired a very hot cleaning lady to torture me0
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She asked me if I rinse my rice before I cook it.0
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@assthetikk ..Because he liked being tortured too much0
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because shes from the south0
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Im above dating a squid0
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she told me she was out of my league0
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He wasn't a team player0
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she only every wanted to do it as a team....0
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She could no longer handle the razor burns0
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