We broke up because...
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They logged boogers into their snacks0
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She was waaay too colorful!0
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She wasn't real.
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He was to real to be truth0
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The truth was she wasn't real0
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He wouldn't know the truth if a shark came up and bit him in the *********!0
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I took the blue pill...0
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No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get it right.0
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It was cyanide. Bye!0
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She loves blue pills to much0
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I was to "jawsome" for him0
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She had really bad punchlines!!!
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She thought she was the only one who could make a joke about the shark.
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Confused me too much0
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Because she kept reminding me she has a boyfriend0
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Never! Weirdos belong together! 0
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She underestimated the beauty of the blue pill0
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She drank all of the coffee0
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He wanted my coffee.0
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