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MFP Girls Not Interested Problem

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  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    Are you dissing my seedy baps?!?! It'll put hairs on your chest trust me!

    How do you dare? My chest already has thick rippling hairs.

    Proof please - I mean I did show you my baps

    prepare for arouse

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  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    Are you dissing my seedy baps?!?! It'll put hairs on your chest trust me!

    How do you dare? My chest already has thick rippling hairs.

    Proof please - I mean I did show you my baps

    prepare for arouse

    9nrmcmnmr7hh.jpg

    Whoa! Easy tiger!!
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Hello Fitnesspal,

    I have made several forum entry postings this morning to provide support and motivation and informational posts for attractive women's fitness journeys.

    I do not know why, but I have not received the friend requests or the scantily pictures from any. I think it is clear to them my interest.

    Why the web-site is not working properly. I think there is maybe an upgrade problem that is stopping the intimate conversation?

    Thank you,
    Burt

    I see you have moved on from me.
    Sincerly, Burtina Hertz.

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    Are you dissing my seedy baps?!?! It'll put hairs on your chest trust me!

    How do you dare? My chest already has thick rippling hairs.

    Proof please - I mean I did show you my baps

    prepare for arouse

    9nrmcmnmr7hh.jpg
    Oh baby!! lol!
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
    ELiCiT23 wrote: »
    is this a srs post or nah? trolling?

    It is serious....srs??? No trolling ever take place on MFP
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Hello Fitnesspal,

    I have made several forum entry postings this morning to provide support and motivation and informational posts for attractive women's fitness journeys.

    I do not know why, but I have not received the friend requests or the scantily pictures from any. I think it is clear to them my interest.

    Why the web-site is not working properly. I think there is maybe an upgrade problem that is stopping the intimate conversation?

    Thank you,
    Burt

    I actually laughed reading this.
  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Hello Fitnesspal,

    I have made several forum entry postings this morning to provide support and motivation and informational posts for attractive women's fitness journeys.

    I do not know why, but I have not received the friend requests or the scantily pictures from any. I think it is clear to them my interest.

    Why the web-site is not working properly. I think there is maybe an upgrade problem that is stopping the intimate conversation?

    Thank you,
    Burt

    I see you have moved on from me.
    Sincerly, Burtina Hertz.

    YOU GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER ILLIANA!
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Hello Fitnesspal,

    I have made several forum entry postings this morning to provide support and motivation and informational posts for attractive women's fitness journeys.

    I do not know why, but I have not received the friend requests or the scantily pictures from any. I think it is clear to them my interest.

    Why the web-site is not working properly. I think there is maybe an upgrade problem that is stopping the intimate conversation?

    Thank you,
    Burt

    I see you have moved on from me.
    Sincerly, Burtina Hertz.

    YOU GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER ILLIANA!

    What? It's almost like we don't even know you anymore.

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  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Hello Fitnesspal,

    I have made several forum entry postings this morning to provide support and motivation and informational posts for attractive women's fitness journeys.

    I do not know why, but I have not received the friend requests or the scantily pictures from any. I think it is clear to them my interest.

    Why the web-site is not working properly. I think there is maybe an upgrade problem that is stopping the intimate conversation?

    Thank you,
    Burt

    I see you have moved on from me.
    Sincerly, Burtina Hertz.

    YOU GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER ILLIANA!

    I've been crying since you've left... veritably a pools worth of tears.

    Or perhaps... a water fountains worth.


  • Oh how I've missed the forums.....
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    @Burt_Huttz‌ can I ask what IS the dirt on your mirror... Is it saliva...?
  • conangt87
    conangt87 Posts: 180 Member
    This thread is pure win lol
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    conangt87 wrote: »
    This thread is pure win lol

    Head?
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    @Burt_Huttz‌ can I ask what IS the dirt on your mirror... Is it saliva...?

    It's giving me the Windex urges.

  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Hello Fitnesspal,

    I have made several forum entry postings this morning to provide support and motivation and informational posts for attractive women's fitness journeys.

    I do not know why, but I have not received the friend requests or the scantily pictures from any. I think it is clear to them my interest.

    Why the web-site is not working properly. I think there is maybe an upgrade problem that is stopping the intimate conversation?

    Thank you,
    Burt

    I see you have moved on from me.
    Sincerly, Burtina Hertz.

    YOU GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER ILLIANA!

    I've been crying since you've left... veritably a pools worth of tears.

    Or perhaps... a water fountains worth.


    You were like loving the bowling ball Illiana. Cold and round and you were like the weight for a swimming man, with three holes too small that the bowling alley let for anyone use. And also like the shoes.
  • conangt87
    conangt87 Posts: 180 Member
    SJunczyk wrote: »

    Head?

    yes please
  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    @Burt_Huttz‌ can I ask what IS the dirt on your mirror... Is it saliva...?

    It's giving me the Windex urges.

    The flaws are beneath the glass! I clean and clean and it is the lady macbeth hands!
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I have been looking for a nice boy to make my pet. Would you be interested in such an arrangement?
  • RainRedfield
    RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
    OH BURT........................................sigh.

    I heard this in the voice of Mary Poppins -.-
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Oh how I've missed the forums.....

    They've lost the luster of days gone by, but every now and then......
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I have been looking for a nice boy to make my pet. Would you be interested in such an arrangement?

    Pfffftttt. Too normal.
  • Icandoityayme
    Icandoityayme Posts: 312 Member
    Had no idea this was a dating site. :\
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  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    conangt87 wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »

    Head?

    yes please

    Have you bleached?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Had no idea this was a dating site. :\

    Better than FarmersOnly, for sure. I mean, unless you're looking for a partner who likes giving cows an enema.
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Hello Fitnesspal,

    I have made several forum entry postings this morning to provide support and motivation and informational posts for attractive women's fitness journeys.

    I do not know why, but I have not received the friend requests or the scantily pictures from any. I think it is clear to them my interest.

    Why the web-site is not working properly. I think there is maybe an upgrade problem that is stopping the intimate conversation?

    Thank you,
    Burt

    I see you have moved on from me.
    Sincerly, Burtina Hertz.

    YOU GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER ILLIANA!

    I've been crying since you've left... veritably a pools worth of tears.

    Or perhaps... a water fountains worth.


    You were like loving the bowling ball Illiana. Cold and round and you were like the weight for a swimming man, with three holes too small that the bowling alley let for anyone use. And also like the shoes.

    I think I'm going to eat my feels now. I'm sure there is a pan full of brownies out there that'll erase you from my thoughts.
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    @Burt_Huttz‌ can I ask what IS the dirt on your mirror... Is it saliva...?

    It's giving me the Windex urges.

    The flaws are beneath the glass! I clean and clean and it is the lady macbeth hands!

    Try sulfuric acid.
  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
    I have been looking for a nice boy to make my pet. Would you be interested in such an arrangement?

    I have sent the private message.
  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    @Burt_Huttz‌ can I ask what IS the dirt on your mirror... Is it saliva...?

    It's giving me the Windex urges.

    The flaws are beneath the glass! I clean and clean and it is the lady macbeth hands!

    Try sulfuric acid.

    Fool me one time the shame is yours Illiana. But I will not drink it again.
  • conangt87
    conangt87 Posts: 180 Member
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    conangt87 wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »

    Head?

    yes please

    Have you bleached?

    Of course
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