MFP Girls Not Interested Problem

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  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    @Burt_Huttz‌ can I ask what IS the dirt on your mirror... Is it saliva...?

    It's giving me the Windex urges.

    The flaws are beneath the glass! I clean and clean and it is the lady macbeth hands!

    Try sulfuric acid.

    Fool me one time the shame is yours Illiana. But I will not drink it again.
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  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    conangt87 wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    conangt87 wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »

    Head?

    yes please

    Have you bleached?

    Of course

    Prove it
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
    Pure genius! Amazeballs.....
  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    @Burt_Huttz‌ can I ask what IS the dirt on your mirror... Is it saliva...?

    It's giving me the Windex urges.

    The flaws are beneath the glass! I clean and clean and it is the lady macbeth hands!

    Try sulfuric acid.

    Fool me one time the shame is yours Illiana. But I will not drink it again.
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    and now you throw at me the sarah michelle gellars?////////////////// you are a hatefilled woman, illiana.
  • Delilahhhhhh
    Delilahhhhhh Posts: 477 Member
    Oh Burt everything needs a good clean, I'm here with my magic antenna to get into all the hard to reach places..... You won't feel a thing I promise.
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  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
    Delilahhhhhh wrote: »
    Oh Burt everything needs a good clean, I'm here with my magic antenna to get into all the hard to reach places..... You won't feel a thing I promise.
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    In my country I am a scientist of reputation. I can experiment these experiments with your assistance.
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    Thank you all for the entertainment! Ya'll crazy as hell!!! LMAO!!!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Jeez. Trolling is truly a lost art anymore.
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    @conangt87‌ look I gave you my baps...in fact i gave everyone my baps
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    itsfuntobenormal wrote: »
    I have been looking for a nice boy to make my pet. Would you be interested in such an arrangement?

    I have sent the private message.


    I am impressed with your substantial talents. You are a cunning linguist and master debater.
  • Delilahhhhhh
    Delilahhhhhh Posts: 477 Member
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    @conangt87‌ look I gave you my baps...in fact i gave everyone my baps

    You gave your baps freely, but it looks like they have to come buttered here... your learn something everyday.

  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    damn burt....clean the mirror after you look at naked people
  • Delilahhhhhh
    Delilahhhhhh Posts: 477 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Delilahhhhhh wrote: »
    Oh Burt everything needs a good clean, I'm here with my magic antenna to get into all the hard to reach places..... You won't feel a thing I promise.
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    In my country I am a scientist of reputation. I can experiment these experiments with your assistance.

    That's all well and good now Burt..... but I have to help SJunczyk butter her baps. You could make a start without me......bend over and clean under your bed.

  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    Delilahhhhhh wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Delilahhhhhh wrote: »
    Oh Burt everything needs a good clean, I'm here with my magic antenna to get into all the hard to reach places..... You won't feel a thing I promise.
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    In my country I am a scientist of reputation. I can experiment these experiments with your assistance.

    That's all well and good now Burt..... but I have to help SJunczyk butter her baps. You could make a start without me......bend over and clean under your bed.

    Looky looky
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
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    For EVERYONES pleasure...I got them out AGAIN (without the seeds) and smothered them in the finest man made butter - Enjoy
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
    I just can't..... :neutral_face:
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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Jeez. Trolling is truly a lost art anymore.

    Trolling is a art that some people just don't have.
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    Pre-buttered? With another man's man made butter?

    Eeeeeww. :explode: :sick:

    I know. And to think, I sent her a FR.
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    Pre-buttered? With another man's man made butter?

    Eeeeeww. :explode: :sick:

    THE finest man made butter of course - cant be dealing with trampy crap
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    Pre-buttered? With another man's man made butter?

    Eeeeeww. :explode: :sick:

    I know. And to think, I sent her a FR.

    How do you know I'm not lieing...perhaps it's the butter I made?!
  • Shalaurise
    Shalaurise Posts: 707 Member
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
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    I am not even sure why Willy Wonka is doing this! Is it because it isn't candy? So rude.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Icandoityayme wrote: »
    Had no idea this was a dating site. :\

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  • janiebeth
    janiebeth Posts: 2,509 Member
    SnuggleSmacks wrote: »
    You should send them all this:

    Dear Madam,

    Thank you for your response to my post of (insert date here).

    After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to participate with me in a pleasant conversation.

    This year, I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejections. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

    Despite your outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting suitors, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of suitor for your affections immediately upon your receipt of this letter. I look forward to hearing from you then.

    Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

    Sincerely,

    (insert your name here)

    ^^ this is awesome!!
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    _ronrob_ send me some - I'm UK based so don't keep me waiting
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  • mizzzc
    mizzzc Posts: 346 Member
    thre is far too much sexy going on in the post........ My virgin eyes
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