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  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
    Everyone knows what she does to get out of trouble with the boss
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    hes my boss and encourages my bad behavior! >:)
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
    She accuses me of totally unfounded things
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Once caught him red handed drinking out of the milk carton, STILL denied it!
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
    She once filled a milk carton with cat pee to "teach me a lesson"
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    MathDonkey wrote: »
    She once filled a milk carton with cat pee to "teach me a lesson"

    hahahaha...okay you won there!
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    she didn't learn her lesson...needed a remedial session...
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
    She often ends up telling me I win
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He loses at everything he does.
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
    She often walks really fast down the street and makes motorcycle sounds with her mouth when she's in a hurry
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He finds random little girls to take selfies with so he can look more adorable on his Profile pic!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She loves cotton balls, she can't get enough of the flavor and texture.
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
    She walks around draped in an american flag telling everyone she "won the Olympics"
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    edited January 2015
    he stole her flag!
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Is actually much better at dieting than she is at driving, and has a glovebox full of tickets to prove it.

    I was actually thinking about that profile pic and wondering if people in New Jersey would have to make a jug handle to head back in the right direction.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She is a genie however only grants wishes to people that pay her money.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
    her nose twitches when grants wishes
  • Carbsmakefat
    Carbsmakefat Posts: 89 Member
    Siphons gas from their neighbors cars
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Steals books from the library to fill gaps on her shelves.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Tapped her Ruby Red slippers three times and ended up at Home Depot. Had to go back an re-think what she said. Oh, it's just HOME

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