We broke up because...
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He was paranoid. Just because there was lipstick on the carton doesn't mean it was me, check your own shade!0
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SHE WOULDN'T TAKE OFF THAT BEANIE HAT!!!0
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takes way too many selfies0
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Refused to give me attention0
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She was a total attention *kitten*0
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Called me a *kitten* all the time!0
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She slept with everyone but me...0
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She had a potty mouth0
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He never wanted to go out and was always miserable0
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I felt like she was a stranger to me.0
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She would always go inside the closet at 5:32 everyday.... it was just too creepy0
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She never showed me her face!0
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He wanted to stare at my face but wouldn't take off his sunglasses.0
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kept eating pickled pigs feet in bed and spilled juice on the sheets but didn't bother changing them0
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He is fixated on skid marks.0
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He hogged the mirror, hence why I have to wear the beanie. Bad hair day!0
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she didnt like the mice i bought her0
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When he said he wanted to play cat and mouse I thought it was something sexier!0
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She always had sex on the brain!0
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Sex was actual sexilia my grandmother who was ill, unfortunate nick name.0
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I couldn't keep up with her in bed. Stupid trapeze!0
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Used up all my milk and bananas to make milkshakes..she wanted to lure some boys to her yard0
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She got jealous of my milkshake0
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I found out she spiked her milkshakes with 100 proof whiskey!
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I moved away from Colo Spngs0
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I was more of a wine girl. She liked whiskey0
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Because she "whined" too much.....0
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That's just an excuse! All I said is that I wanted some Wine!!!0
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like five bottles of wine an hour0
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He didn't believe me when I told him that the Doctor said wine was good for the heart!0
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