We broke up because...
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I always fell asleep during her favorites, she would dump ice water over my head.0
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Her idea of Classic was anything Jim Carey!0
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She couldn't get my humour!0
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She laughed when my dog got run over0
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she kept screaming I got worms while we were doing it0
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He kept cleaning the grout with my toothbrush0
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She used a Brillo pad as a toothbrush! ;p0
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she used my toothbrush to scrub the toilet0
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MathDonkey wrote: »She laughed when my dog got run over
That would make me cry.
He was so competitive with his swimming.0 -
He loves the taste of toilet in the morning.0
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She was fitter than me0
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it's february and he still insited on wearing that hat everywhere0
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I couldnt help it if my head would light up constantly with brilliant ideas! I was just born this way!0
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She was to smart for me!0
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We didn't break up. All lies. Some witch is spreading that so she can get in between us.0
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He's cheating on me with some unknown girl. I'm going to find her...trust me.0
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She has imaginary "friends" for me not her!0
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She got pregnant while we were on a break0
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He hates babies and I was pregnant.0
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He had kickboxing workout flashbacks while sleeping and I woke up with bruises.0
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Shes always having babies with other people!!!0
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She nagged me about taking the pill EVERY DAY, so I threw them away0
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She wanted me to be her daddy..0
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She tried to have me take a paternity test! :wtf:0
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She refused to take a maternity test. Said it was stupid. But I didn't believe the baby was hers0
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Was creating his own army of babies. Impregnating one mfp lady at a time.0
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She refused to help me build my baby army.0
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I didn't mind helping, however if they weren't girls he wasnt interested. What am I supposed to do with these 5 boys?0
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MathDonkey wrote: »She refused to take a maternity test. Said it was stupid. But I didn't believe the baby was hers
Tried to get me pregnant via the internet!
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