We broke up because...
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Because he is a noob0
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They kept splashing me with holy water.. THERE ARE NO DEMONS IN ME, I'm just effed up.0
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He didn't like newbs0
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Skipped me. Over a bridge. I bounced a few times.0
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She bounced way too much...0
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Body shamed wabbits.0
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He wouldn't wear the matching onesie my mom bought him0
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She though I was body shaming...but it was just my thighs black and blue...0
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He liked me to whip him, hard! around the thighs! I couldn't hurt him anymore.0
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She only wanted to hurt me.0
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She kept comparing her boobs to my boobs0
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she stole my tank top.0
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She didn't like her boobs, she was always grabbing mine instead.0
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He shied away from my touch, hey my hands are soft, sometimes!0
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insisted on wearing glasses to sleep - nearly pierced my eardrum!0
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She failed to update her dairy everyday.0
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He didn't know who's kid he was.0
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He kept checking my diary!!0
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She wants to become a cat instead of a human.0
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she would never face me0
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He stole my pink shirt0
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he had a permanent grin on his face lol
What's wrong with that grin?!
@blossomholly ... you can have it back. Nothing better than a pretty lady in a button down.0 -
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She never made eye contact0
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He wouldn't take his eyes off of above's chest.0
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He always shifted the blame0
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