Im only interested in sarcastic men

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  • jenglish712
    jenglish712 Posts: 497 Member
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  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    edited February 2015
    530roman wrote: »
    I'll fix that!

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    Uh, too bad my name isn't Felicia. And did you have a sex change operation to become Marilyn Monroe?
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Maybe we're just sass mouths?!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    edited February 2015
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Maybe we're just sass mouths?!

    Nah. We are brilliant. The others just cant think on their feet.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Oh really? Good luck with that.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    This is probably the greatest thread ever created. Wait, I take that back - this may be the greatest collection of English language writings ever in one place. I am going to screenshot this and send it over to the Smithsonian. No, really.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Our People---- they are emerging!!!! Come forth, sass mouths! Join us!! (*) >:)
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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Derprioception wrote: »
    Derp_Diggler wrote: »
    Oh really? Good luck with that.

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    My 10-year-old has a tee shirt that says this. I may have been the one to buy it for him. o:)
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »
    This is probably the greatest thread ever created. Wait, I take that back - this may be the greatest collection of English language writings ever in one place. I am going to screenshot this and send it over to the Smithsonian. No, really.

    Oh...why, thank you...hey, wait a minute...I see what you did there.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »
    This is probably the greatest thread ever created. Wait, I take that back - this may be the greatest collection of English language writings ever in one place. I am going to screenshot this and send it over to the Smithsonian. No, really.

    Oh...why, thank you...hey, wait a minute...I see what you did there.

    I think he really means it this time.

  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    I'm not even sarcastic, I'm just annoying and try to hard to be funny and always fail.
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    So yeah...worst personality ever = me! :D c'mon boys, HMU!
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    "Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by dint of brute force, occasionally raise bruises, but it never cuts or pierces" said a man who was bludgeoned to death by the great unwashed.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    No worries. My sarcasm is only a small part of my arsenal.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »
    This is probably the greatest thread ever created. Wait, I take that back - this may be the greatest collection of English language writings ever in one place. I am going to screenshot this and send it over to the Smithsonian. No, really.

    Oh...why, thank you...hey, wait a minute...I see what you did there.

    I think he really means it this time.

    I have never in my life said anything that could be even remotely construed as sarcastic. I just came to this thread to view the high level of humor and discourse and, well, I must say I was flabbergasted. Bravo, folks!

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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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  • red0801
    red0801 Posts: 283 Member
    wit is so emphatically overrated
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    red0801 wrote: »
    wit is so emphatically overrated


    Is not.
  • TyphonRex
    TyphonRex Posts: 79 Member
    Hello, I'm here because I'm only interested in tame, kindhearted women that I can make Spotify playlists for and then call them gorgeous in public MFP messages. Bonus points if she likes my fedora and neckbeard.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
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  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    is that weird? not guys who are mean-spirited about it. guys who don't get when Im being facetious or ironic, and who don't share my sardonic sense of humor just don't turn me on.

    youre my soul mate. Sarcasm fuels my soul.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    JD2006 wrote: »
    ilfaith wrote: »
    is that weird? not guys who are mean-spirited about it. guys who don't get when Im being facetious or ironic, and who don't share my sardonic sense of humor just don't turn me on.

    youre my soul mate. Sarcasm fuels my soul.

    I think you might meet a love connection up in here, girl. They are coming out of the walls....

  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    ilfaith wrote: »
    is that weird? not guys who are mean-spirited about it. guys who don't get when Im being facetious or ironic, and who don't share my sardonic sense of humor just don't turn me on.

    youre my soul mate. Sarcasm fuels my soul.

    I think you might meet a love connection up in here, girl. They are coming out of the walls....

    sargasm anyone?
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    JD2006 wrote: »
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    ilfaith wrote: »
    is that weird? not guys who are mean-spirited about it. guys who don't get when Im being facetious or ironic, and who don't share my sardonic sense of humor just don't turn me on.

    youre my soul mate. Sarcasm fuels my soul.

    I think you might meet a love connection up in here, girl. They are coming out of the walls....

    sargasm anyone?

    Oh, honey, you are the best I've had in the last 20 minutes. It's true.
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  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    is that weird? not guys who are mean-spirited about it. guys who don't get when Im being facetious or ironic, and who don't share my sardonic sense of humor just don't turn me on.

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  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    ilfaith wrote: »
    is that weird? not guys who are mean-spirited about it. guys who don't get when Im being facetious or ironic, and who don't share my sardonic sense of humor just don't turn me on.

    youre my soul mate. Sarcasm fuels my soul.

    I think you might meet a love connection up in here, girl. They are coming out of the walls....

    sargasm anyone?

    Oh, honey, you are the best I've had in the last 20 minutes. It's true.

    doesnt matter if its been 20 min or 20 days.. Im oozing sex appeal in my miss-matched jammies and acne cream....thats smothered all over my back. :kiss:
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    JD2006 wrote: »
    Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    ilfaith wrote: »
    is that weird? not guys who are mean-spirited about it. guys who don't get when Im being facetious or ironic, and who don't share my sardonic sense of humor just don't turn me on.

    youre my soul mate. Sarcasm fuels my soul.

    I think you might meet a love connection up in here, girl. They are coming out of the walls....

    sargasm anyone?

    Oh, honey, you are the best I've had in the last 20 minutes. It's true.

    doesnt matter if its been 20 min or 20 days.. Im oozing sex appeal in my miss-matched jammies and acne cream....thats smothered all over my back. :kiss:

    My, you certainly know which buttons to push, don't you?
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