Im only interested in sarcastic men
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Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »This is probably the greatest thread ever created. Wait, I take that back - this may be the greatest collection of English language writings ever in one place. I am going to screenshot this and send it over to the Smithsonian. No, really.
Oh...why, thank you...hey, wait a minute...I see what you did there.
I think he really means it this time.
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I'm not even sarcastic, I'm just annoying and try to hard to be funny and always fail.0
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So yeah...worst personality ever = me!
c'mon boys, HMU!
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"Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by dint of brute force, occasionally raise bruises, but it never cuts or pierces" said a man who was bludgeoned to death by the great unwashed.0
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No worries. My sarcasm is only a small part of my arsenal.0
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Cindy4FunFit wrote: »Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »This is probably the greatest thread ever created. Wait, I take that back - this may be the greatest collection of English language writings ever in one place. I am going to screenshot this and send it over to the Smithsonian. No, really.
Oh...why, thank you...hey, wait a minute...I see what you did there.
I think he really means it this time.
I have never in my life said anything that could be even remotely construed as sarcastic. I just came to this thread to view the high level of humor and discourse and, well, I must say I was flabbergasted. Bravo, folks!0 -
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wit is so emphatically overrated0
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Hello, I'm here because I'm only interested in tame, kindhearted women that I can make Spotify playlists for and then call them gorgeous in public MFP messages. Bonus points if she likes my fedora and neckbeard.0
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I think you might meet a love connection up in here, girl. They are coming out of the walls....
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Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
I think you might meet a love connection up in here, girl. They are coming out of the walls....
sargasm anyone?0 -
Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
I think you might meet a love connection up in here, girl. They are coming out of the walls....
sargasm anyone?
Oh, honey, you are the best I've had in the last 20 minutes. It's true.0 -
Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
I think you might meet a love connection up in here, girl. They are coming out of the walls....
sargasm anyone?
Oh, honey, you are the best I've had in the last 20 minutes. It's true.
doesnt matter if its been 20 min or 20 days.. Im oozing sex appeal in my miss-matched jammies and acne cream....thats smothered all over my back.0 -
Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
I think you might meet a love connection up in here, girl. They are coming out of the walls....
sargasm anyone?
Oh, honey, you are the best I've had in the last 20 minutes. It's true.
doesnt matter if its been 20 min or 20 days.. Im oozing sex appeal in my miss-matched jammies and acne cream....thats smothered all over my back.
My, you certainly know which buttons to push, don't you?0
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