We broke up because...
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Hated the invisible clothes I got her0
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played air guitar constantly0
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I got sore knees from worshipping the hardwood floors
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Was always busy campaigning for office, but never was elected. It strained our relationship.0
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Wasn't supportive of me! called me a loser!
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She ruined my great grandmothers oriental rugs with her damn sharp heels!0
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She ruined my fireside rig with her teeth marks!0
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Fireside rug0
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Tried to be a Queen when clearly I am the Queen!0
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I misplaced her crown. She freaked.0
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Broke my sword of virility too0
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Broke my sword of virility tooFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Tried to be a Queen when clearly I am the Queen!
Takes worship to a whole new level0 -
Was so much prettier than me!
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Is much more attractive from behind0
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(Up close) AND from behind0
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Always looked at others behinds in my presence, then compared mine to theirs. SIGH0
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I heard she was marrying someone else. She could have told me!!0
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Pines over other married people!0
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He was dating some guy behind my back.0
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She was too sexy and I couldn't compete!
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She thought bed time was a competition -- always shouting on your mark, get set, go!0
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My *kitten* dragon liked to eat a lot0
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Her dragon was uncontrollable and I kept getting burned!0
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My heart belonged in middle earth0
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I took her crown0
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she stole my things0
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He broke his scepter!
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