We broke up because...
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You crushed my orbs too0
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She had no soul, other than that whole ginger thing, she was amazing though0
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Be cause I sang "the best part of waking up is my dick all in yo guts" (Folger's coffee song)0
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Because she saw dead people0
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Because she sawed dead people!! EEEK!0
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He was only after my money0
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He knows all my secrets0
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So do I and I got frightened!
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She kept "borrowing" my eye cream...it's not like she could give it back after using it.0
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She has all her secrets tattooed on her thighs0
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Like to lick buttholes0
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Way too young0
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He thought I was only 25!
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Didn't know what a super saying is.0
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Super sayin0
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I had never heard of a super saying before0
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Lives a sheltered life - can't keep up with the trends0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He thought I was only 25!
Are we talking age or vital statistics?0 -
Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »Lives a sheltered life - can't keep up with the trends
Looks like the guy on the bathroom door!0 -
Selfishness0
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Pooped everywhere all the time0
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Didn't clean up after his pets0
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She thought my Bunny Slippers were alive!0
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I wanted some rabbit stew, doesn't know the slippers were synthetic0
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the rabbit died0
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I ate it0
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She was a Murderer!!!0
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Choked on the "rabbit's" batteries0
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kept a lucky rabbits foot0
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Only played freebird0
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