We broke up because...
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Didn't like my taste in music0
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She said I was too old.
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Had 15 toes0
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she had a toe fetish0
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Wouldn't share his bourbon0
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He liked Mountain Dew!0
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because i loved! mt dew...lol
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I chopped toes off and collected them.0
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Was always a little slow in replying to Chit Chat Fun and Games posts0
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Was always too worried about how slow people are instead of the Psychotic killers they might be!
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princesssadie93 wrote: »I chopped toes off and collected them.
Used chopped off toes to make earrings and necklaces0 -
Couldn't help it. They were painted toes.0
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And such vibrant colours with little splashes of red everywhere0
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Red adds a nice touch0
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Thought she was a princess0
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Especially as it slowly dribbles from the freshly severed toes0
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I didn't wear enough red!
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You'd look better in skimpy red attire0
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Really skimpy red attire0
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Its okay your hair makes up for it. Lol0
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