We broke up because...
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I wanted to be cat women0
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Only a princess. I wanted a queen.0
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princesssadie93 wrote: »I wanted to be cat women
I want to be your batman0 -
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I stole the batmobile0
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I let you take it and traced you to your secret lair!!0
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Catch me!! Catch me !FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
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He wouldn't share the family jewels with me.0
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She said "jewels" instead of really talking dirty0
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Jonesingmucho wrote: »He wouldn't share the family jewels with me.
You didn't ask nicely0 -
He wanted me to call him Dirt and Grease Ball! I just couldn't do it!0
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She didn't like name calling in the bedroom0
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Booty tangwang0
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He still wears Power Ranger briefs0
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She always referred to my Booty with a foreign language that I didn't understand! I didn't know if it was good or bad!0
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She always acted like her booty wasn't good0
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He kept taking my girlfriends0
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I thought he was that dude Donny,0
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I couldn't trust him. He never looked me in the eye0
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I used her toothbrush after she asked me not to0
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I dropped her toothbrush in the toilet0
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Because I love dinosaur egg oatmeal by quaker oats0
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she really has a thing for dinosaurs and zombies0
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Thought Dino the dinosaur should've won an Emmy.0
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he thought he was kanye west0
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wouldn't accept my name was really JLO0
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@JLopez832 yes. Ever since I was a little girl. Always wanted to be a paleontologist.0
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@princesssadie93 thats awesome. are you pursuing that right now??0
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I'm trying too
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