We broke up because...
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Good for you, reaching for your goals is what everybody should inspire to do. Just hope you don't find any zombies0
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@princesssadie93 thats awesome. are you pursuing that right now??
Was cheating on me with a princess.0 -
Who knows. Never know what I might find
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She was always digging holes in the backyard.0
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She never filled in the holes in the backyard0
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He stole my apple pie moonshine0
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Sent me noodz of their mom0
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The bunny was always so negative0
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Thought I was negative because I said NO to backdoor 'fun'..0
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Was no fun and always negative0
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Because I'm always baking or cooking XD0
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She burned up ROTEL0
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I was diagnosed with severe food poisoning after she cooked for me0
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She drank too much beer, belched loudly, and watched silly movies0
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Wanted me to do WHAT with their toes?!! Ewwww...0
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Sinistrous wrote: »Wanted me to do WHAT with their toes?!! Ewwww...
Dammit bunny, that's why I broke up with you!0 -
threw out my microvawe, claiming it "attempts to interfere with proper brain function by bombarding it with subliminal messages"0
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Microwaves are EVIL!!0
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So are palentolgists with a fetish for zombies0
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@ princess - First it was the microwave was evil, then my heart rate monitor was satan but it was the exorcism of my cell phone that pushed me over the edge.0
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Hah!! Oh no! You're a demon now. Lol0
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@deviboy1592 TwT why am I evil?0
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she said my cooking was bad0
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He wasn't 50 shades of crazy enough for me.0
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Shows her my play room0
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princesssadie93 wrote: »@deviboy1592 TwT why am I evil?
Palentolgists + zombies = the end of the earth. Haven't you seen the mummy? Just joking0 -
Fed me pubes 3:0
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His playroom consisted of army figures and matchbox cars.0
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Her playroom consisted of boy George posters and digemon cards0
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Bc he knew who boy George was...
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