We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2015

Another one who Wanted to hunt my Bunny Slippers!

aesthetikk · February 2015

I asked her is she was good at maths and she accused me of suggesting a 69

mrsKOrtiz · February 2015

aesthetikk wrote: »

I asked her is she was good at maths and she accused me of suggesting a 69

LOL.
Because you wouldn't initiate the 69.

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2015

Turns out she was already a Mrs.!

the_chiha · February 2015

She only dates married people

khara2012 · February 2015

She didn't care for the 69...

Sinistrous · February 2015

Kept biting their lip in public because they knew it drove me insane. How did you expect me to walk like that?!!!!

princesssadie93 · February 2015

@deviboy1592‌ makes since XD

Sinistrous · February 2015

Doesn't play the game right.

princesssadie93 · February 2015

My dick in a box

Sinistrous · February 2015

Made no sense.

LiftingRiot · February 2015

It was my dick and it was a refrigerator box

Sinistrous · February 2015

Made my mind picture things that could not be unseen, in great detail.

princesssadie93 · February 2015

For Christmas I gave my dick in a box

SangreViento · February 2015

I am allergic to the bunny's pet human's dandruff

LiftingRiot · February 2015

Drooled uncontrollably

Sinistrous · February 2015

Carved carrots into toys for their webcast vids.. I felt uneasy watching that.

Lil_Northern_Light · February 2015

My garden would always be carrotless

the_chiha · February 2015

She just wanted to hoe

47Jacqueline · February 2015

She kept raking me over the coals

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