We broke up because...
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I would come home from a hard day at work to find her laying around like this taking pictures.0
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I kept stealing her glasses to take sexy librarian selfies...0
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You stole her camera - we want more pics!!0
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Couldn't read a book. Poser0
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Every time I read a book he made me write a book repoert0
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takes too many selfies in other peoples glasses0
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Just learned to spell "book"0
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Tried to hire a Tutor for me!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Tried to hire a Tutor for me!
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smoked 5 pack of camel no filters a day0
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(Just 5??? True story, did smoke those for a year or so, then went back to play rugby and nearly keeled over!! So started smoking cigars instead. Gave them up coz I was smoking them like cigarettes too! Anyway ,,,,,,,????? See below!0
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Went to Prison for "smoking" Innocent animals!0
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She wouldn't wear fishnet stockings0
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jimmckenna68 wrote: »
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Met you and your "smokin'" gang in prisonFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Went to Prison for "smoking" Innocent animals!0 -
Had to do a stint in prison! I couldn't wait six weeks!0
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Meant to say " had to do a STUNT in Prison!0
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Had good intentions with no follow through0
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Wanted me to follow him to the Darkside!0
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You Invented the Darkside0
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Drank his coffee black0
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Too cheap to buy us Cream and Sugar!0
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HAd other ideas for the cream, not wasting it in coffee0
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Wanted to take bathes in cream, then lick it off each other. Isn't that what towels are for?0
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Used all of my cream.
Hey - my picture reappeared lol0 -
he would never take off his sunglasses.0
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She shaved off my eyebrows while I was sleeping
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Wouldn't shave her mustache0
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