We broke up because...
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cuz she was jealous i had a bigger donk0
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Was intimidated by it0
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because his friend called me beyonce. lol0
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she cheated on me with my friend0
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never showed up to our chick flick night!0
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Forced me to watch Lion King
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she gave me the wrong address0
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he could never follow directions0
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she faked liking girls0
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JD2006v2point0 wrote: »
I told him I lived in the cellar below the house. He just pu$$ied out.
the cellar down was locked0 -
he thought i was his gps0
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She was always getting her hair permed0
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Sweetheart those are natural locks. But thanks.
He paid too much for the gym.0 -
Didn't like people talking about her perm0
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He had hair envy0
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So true
Flowers grew in her head0 -
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The dark side0
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cause she didnt want to try the stuff out of the 50 shades of gray0
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because she spanked me too hard.0
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I'll let you spank me again.
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