We broke up because...
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He was out after like 5 shots. No fun!0
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She wouldn't buy me shots0
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Those suckers are expensive, and let me tell you, she's no lightweight!0
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She got me drunk every night and it ended in me making love to tree's!0
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He was always "hugging trees" without me.0
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Totally just re-read Jack's comment...
He was too much of a nature fan0 -
she said me or the gym and well you know the rest0
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@the_chiha Oh man, I totally misread his comment! Ooops!-1
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she never wanted to go outside0
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Her hair always looked better than mine =(0
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She didn't believe in her hair0
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I couldn't go through with the sex0
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She was too jealous0
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The scratches on his back never got a chance to heel..0
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She said no to girls ... Guess she didn't like my cherry Chapstick0
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She would let me use her cherry chapstick0
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She always changed the flavour of her Chapstick0
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I was all about that bass, not treble.0
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Lol sin!
...because she was too cool for me.0
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