We broke up because...

Ria_StayingFit

I guess I am too old as well since j
Even older than him.

mckofo

Touché

Alisontheice

She spoke French...didn't understand

Ria_StayingFit

I spoke French she couldn't understand me.

IllBeBack1Day

I didn't like french

Ria_StayingFit

He didn't like French kissing

Alisontheice

Too much dog hair everywhere

MrsBooBear

She couldn't tell the difference between dog hair and cat hair..

Ria_StayingFit

She wouldn't let me be me. She kept telling me I should be more like her ex

deviboy1592

She would always eat Cheetos during movies

Ria_StayingFit

He complained about my orange stained fingers but he smelled of bacon. Really which was worse?

Alisontheice

She said I was boring.

Ria_StayingFit

She flashed her sexy legs to anyone that would notice.

LiftingRiot

She was very controlling. Didn't like that other women were checking out my legs.

preciousIam

He never liked to wear a shirt out in public... possible a nudist.

Ria_StayingFit

She called my tattoo Trampy

Meeshell91

She has a pink picture

countscalories

There's a dead leopard on your door...

iamlynn74

It was cheetah hmmmn

aesthetikk

Brought wild animals into our house

Ria_StayingFit

He called my cute pup a wild animal.

Yogi_warrior

she thought I was a wild animal

Ria_StayingFit

That is a compliment for most men. He took it as an insult

Yogi_warrior

she was confused between insults and compliments.

MrsBooBear

I wanted a wild thing...she wasn't that wild

Ria_StayingFit

I wasn't into degradation the rest was game on.

Yogi_warrior

Argued too much.

Alisontheice

She got Confused. Thought I was a he...I'm not

iamlynn74

She took my ps4. Played madden all night

Yogi_warrior

spent too much time on video games